I hereby name myself

Or were you talking about the proposal, because I was drinking a little too much last night, and... you know the rest.

 

I'm also rather far from any significant waterfalls....

wooohoo, some guy from the internet offered to get me drunk! I tease, I tease

 

I also don't take advantage of friends when they're drinking, even if they start heating things up. 'Nother moral code.

Besides, a waterfalls just a river that got lazy. Fact.

 

*eyes* but, that takes out all the fun in getting drunk

 

What about waking up in an alley?

Nah, I have no problem sleeping with a girlfriend if shes drunk, I'm just saying just because a long time friends feeling horny when we're drinking sometime, I don't want things to get complicated and maybe hurt our friendship.

If we feel the same way, she'll the same sober too. Relationships can progress from there.

Don't get me wrong, I love sex, but I don't want to complicate any good platonic friendships because we got hammered on tequilla.

Being in friend zone means you're never going anywhere, but I disagree.

 

That didn't stop you the night I passed out in the bathroom. Fucker.

 

Also, I still stand as champion of RT.

 

You shouldn't dress so trampy.

 

But I don't get hammered on tequila
Rye shots baby
(or wine/girly drinks when we're sitting and being nice, not just getting trashed)

Freakin gentlemen... I mean, it's gorgeous, I love it from ya, but... gentlemen all around me, afraid of offending me or putting the moves on me or something, it's crazy and silly!

 

You never say that when you put me on the corner. Asshole.

 

Hah, I'm no gentleman. I'm extremely pasionate, and move very fast if I have no sign that she isn't ready to move as fast as I am.

And I don't mind sleeping with a girl while shes had a few drinks, I'm talking about girls who haven't seemed intrested romantically before, and then after drinking 8 shots are all over me.

 

ahahahaah, sounds like me!


(j/k, 8 shots and I'd probably be passed out on the floor)

 

Or vomiting in the toilet.

 

wow this is lame im going to bed...

 

Well that's why I usually make my move really quick, so I don't have to pay for 8 shots to find out if she likes me.

I don't mind the girl making the first move though, Its pretty hot.

 

Well if you went to bed with someone here, and got them pregnant, and then they started cussing about you not taking care of no babys daddy online, we wouldn't have this problem would we.

Take life by the horns or stop complaining.

 

adam

just because youre always here dosent mean youre the champion.

especially if you gotta create a thread declaring it. If you really want to be the champion of random thoughts, you gotta let the other people call you the champion, as i have previously done.

 

You previously called me the champion?

Also, Steve, I thought you would know by now this was nothing more than a way to create some upsmanship, and cure boredome.

 

Ihmurria just cyber bit me.

I don't know what this contest is about, but I feel like a winner.

 

no, i knew i phrased that worng. What i meant was that i was previously called the champion.