I heard you got bedbugs.

I have better things to do than tell random people they have bed bugs or body lice http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bed_bug http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_lice desert rat

 

Oh yeesh. I couldn't imagine lice in other hair besides head hair and pubic hair. I don't know why, logic's not my strong point.

 

I believe Orison to be a saint or prophet on a divine mission to stir up silliness in a world with too much grief and turmoil. What other explanation can you have for a large, bright man, with weirdly aggresive tendencies who self identifies as a squirrel dressed in fishnet stocking and high heels.

Master if I may be part of your mission say but the word and I'll search for the divine acorn of nonsense. Our world is filled with toxic seriousness and we all suffer for it. Now the prophet has arisen and hes lookin for his nuts.

Praise Orison! Praise the nuts!

 

I can honestly say if it wasn't for Orison and a few others I'd probably been gone from here a long time ago. These are my peak posting hours, and it's cool to see him all over the place.

 

Praise Orison! Praise his Nuts!

 

Hey can we avoid taxes if we create a church dedicated to Orison?

The sermons will be easy... random youtube videos, and I could throw in on a couple of cheap squirrel statues... in fact I think there are some in my neighbors front lawn.

 

Ok , I got a reply back to the "Orkin" text it says "your crazy".. .

 

This I just have to see and attend.

 

Text back and remind that person that sleeping with someone with body lice is rather crazy as well.

 

I thought you said the recipient of the text was someone who did not know you :toetap05:

 

Keep the faith brother all the great ones are tested.

 

Should we make him a martyr or go a different route with it?

You know what we'll just say he got run over while trying to rescue the nut of the oppressed from highway 75.

 

Oh my the scenarios are infinite.

I vote that he live long and well.....for a squirrel. As for his alter ego as a person, I can only ever wish him the best and love.

Maybe we could just have one of those rack pack roasts.......they at least survived them.

 

All right, but I get to be Dean Martin... He's way cooler than the 13th apostle anyway.

 

Say but the word Oh Master and we your follower will go out and round up enough crotch crickets to infest every non believer there is...It could be part of your mantra "a chicken in every pot, a cricket in every crotch"

 

You fellows need to take over as the rat pack was all men............

But roast him well, squirrel is tasty.

 

Martyrs are to republican victim based...super powers are the way to go here great glitzy constumes, lots of glitter energy drinks for communion wine

 

No you need to play Marilyn Monroe and pop out of a big nut.

 

Some virgen births are always a nice touch in our lirerated society I'd give it a shot

 

Tall order to live up to........damn that squirrel may never be the same after that but too bad.

I have never popped out of a nut but ...........ah never mind.