I have urges.

Smells a little like envy to me.

 

i have urges too
and i sure wish i was the kind of girl that goes to a bar to get laid
the sluts always look like they're having more fun....

mike why the fuck are you ashamed for admitting what you find funny?
that's like the stupidest thing i've ever heard
i watched paris hiltons new show tonight and liked it
that's something i should be ashamed of
but who the fuck cares?

 

what does that mean?
whats wrong with woman hands?
if they're good for baking, they're good for masturbation

 

Yeah, I didn't get that either.

 

Why am I ashamed? Do you really care why?

 

manipulation

 

i wouldn't ask if i didn't want to know

 

she wants a mans hands touching her pussy instead of a woman's/her own

 

oh i gotcha

i like to be manipulated

 

oh. then you really need a hobby.

 

oh so mean

 

Shawn of the Dead and Hot Fuzz are amazing for the giggles.

And I don't like fuckin' just anybody. I am a giver. I need to lend my talents over to someone who is going to appreciate the art I make, re-make and re-make. For this reason mixed alongside the fact that I have needs and urges to give, it's crucial that I deliver the best quality of pleasure bursting, deep rocking, finger roaming, sweet sucking, love-making my partner has ever had.

And it's what I probably deserve in return.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7C-K9s009I

 

i think I just got a boner.

you shouldn't take sex so seriously aristartle. Sometimes a quickie is just what the doctor ordered.

I was in class earlier today making notes on pyrrhonian scepticism .... yeah I wrote aristartle instead of aristotle about three times.

 

*cues the hallow subtleness and acts all evasive and confused*

 

i don't know why dude. I just .... fucking ..... I DON'T KNOW.


But then again, I make people watch a lot of funny shit when we're sitting around the apartment blazed or mangled. so maybe its just an internet thing.

 

I feel like an embarrassed schoolgirl.

 

matt would you like to borrow one of my plaid skirts?

 

Hahaha... who are you??

 

i'll never tell!