I have decided.

Do a live video of yourself doing it, like that bodybuilding forum dude had..

 

Once again, if you are actually thinking of killing yourself, for the reason of being selfish... HELLO, what is more selfish than that in regards to what you're doing to your family.
go grab a pack of smokes, it's the most classy way to kill yourself, they'll never expect a thing.

 

Go watch It's A Wonderful Life, get your fucking GED and take up a hobby.

Or whatever. It's hard for this thread to have a morose feeling to it because right now your life doesn't sound so bad.

 

I'M APPALLINGLY ARROGANT, ACTUALLY. just thought i should say so.

 

yeah, who kills themselves because their life is too good?

that's just pathetically gay.

 

so he's a twit. he's a fun twit.

 

yeah, I'll give him an A- for effort.

It would have been better if he had established an identity on here and then talked about offing himself, rather than forming an account just to tell everyone he's gonna commit suicide, like an obvious troll would do.

 

he's probably gonna kill his family, first.

 

What if his whole family offs themselves because they hate him so much

 

he can continue to sit in his little hole.

 

Well you sound like a total douche to me. But hey your a spoiled douche. Can I have your stero?

 

[disbelief suspension]
By offing yourself because of your professed life coddling you are depriving the world- the UNIVERSE of the opportunity to benefit from you giving back... sort of like denying justice by killing yourself after committing larceny and fleecing people of millions of dollars. Yes- a successful suicide would be the ultimate of selfishness and the proverbial cherry on the life of privilege.
[/disbelief suspension]
OK troll, I've offered you more than the allotted attention nuggets this discussion is worth. Have a nice swim.

 

Don't be such a selfish fucking bastard and off yourself.
Seriously, What the fuck about you friends and family?
I've gone through that shit with someone I cared so much about, and it seriously destroys the people around you like you would not believe. Not a single person who knew you will be the same after you do so.

I bet you just about anything, that if Austin could have forseen how much he fucked over his friends and family, that he'd of stepped down from the fucking step latter ,tied his god damned rope from his hammock back onto the fucker and had never fucking hung himself.

You have no fucking clue as to how much people love and care about you until your gone. If your not gonna stay alive for yourself, at least do it for those who fucking love you.

 

you should off yourself for being such a pussy

 

If this is actually legit, I say you need to stop for awhile and wait for the feeling to pass, and here's why: you said that once or twice before you have tried to commit suicide and had strong urges to stop yourself. Well, now you are having strong urges to go through with it. So.....I have a question for you:

How do you know which feeling is true?

 

Dear incredibly Emo 14 year old boy,

I have a hypothesis that I believe will ultimately be proven true, that you will not kill yourself but in fact end up at your grandmothers house begrudgingly eating spiral ham in celibration of the holidays. Everybody will be cheerful and trying to ignore the feminine looking teenager with the pink highlights and who is wearing guy-liner; in addition to this, the said 14 year old emo kid may or may not be wearing tights.

When the holidays are over you will all return home in your dads SUV. During the ride you will inform your family that nobody understands you and the holiday season is so bleak, and hopelessly antiquated in today's terrible terror filled world. When you get home your dad drives up a private drive in the suburbs and you arrive at your house. when you all get out of the car you will walk by the new car your parents bought you for your inevitable drivers permit. You think to yourself, "man my parents suck, this car is the wrong color, I really wish I drowned myself like Anthony Soprano jr. tried to do in the Sopranos".

After school break you return to school and are confident in the fact that everyone owes you something, you feel like they made you almost kill yourself and if you did they would all feel sorry. If I killed myself to protest the unbelievable despair in this world and to cause grief to my family while (alledegly) insulting my peers I percieve as enemies by instilling guilt in them it would have all been worth it.

Too bad you will never find out. And if you did none of your peers would care.

I hate emo kids.

 

That was pretty harsh, hun.

Yes, suicide is a stupid and horrible thing that happens and most people who have killed themselves could watch what an effect it had on their friends and family over the period of a week before actually taking the swan dive, would change their mind's in an instant to get it all back.

So please stop trying to convencing him they wont care, because they will. They will care more than he could ever even imagine.

 

all im saying is he is a teenager in the middle of the whole emo thing. It's fashionable to try to kill yourself in this clique for some reason, and I believe its insulting and wrong, as well as manipulative and exploitative. It creates a victim mentality and those people can come to depend on the empathy of others. Eventually these people could become emotional cripples and be a drag on society. Not to say this will happen every time, but when I was 17, I was fucking my girlfriend, drinking beers, and getting high. It sickens me, only 7 years later and that is gone for the most part. These years don't come back. Its a fucking waste.

 

Ok, now I understood what you were saying.
Dude, what has gone wrong with my 'generation'?
Everyone is just wanting to off themselves and hate everyone. And if they aren't doing that, then they are fucking as they are in middle school. Middle school! 6th,7th,and 8th grade! What the hell?
our freshmen class is the sluttest group of fuckers our school has ever seen. Seriously, all they do is talk about who they fucked over the weekend. Three girls in my tech class tried to make a list of everyone that they had fucked, and couldn't remember have of them! And there werelike 13 people on the list that they could remember! and these kids are like fucking 14 and 15. they are such the fucking whores! I hope they all get herpes from all that fucking.
sorry, i kinda went off into a rant.

 

Where the fuck do you live?!

I shall repeat my previous question - Where the fuck do you live?!!
There is nothing wrong with this generation.

There's messed up shit out there but there always has been.