I have access to an unlimited amount of shrooms

more shrooms now

 

Get in line pally

 

Ya know Death, Lodog and I often pm each other to talk about how cool you are (work with me here dog).

 

It's true man. I can recall on at least three occasions I fell out of my chair on account of a mind blowingly awesome post by "Death"

 

Only 3 times? Hell anytime I see by my buddy list that Death is loged in--did I mention you were on my buddylist?-- I sit on the floor just to be safe.

 

Buddy list! HA! I catch cats in the neighborhood and hold sacrifices in Deaths name... OK I don't really do it, but I've thought about it.

 

Your pretty stupid, you should only trip 4 times at the most in a year. Shit fucks up your body.

 

Not talking to Grandfather Bear fucks with my soul. Its an easy call.

 

Grandfather Bear's an arrogant asshole man. never returns my fucking calls...

 

Hes a bear man, he has trouble picking up the phone.

Don't tell him that he has no thumbs though. Makes him sad, and when hes sad, he starts stealing picnic baskets and binging.

 

your lucky Lodui, the only spirit guide I get is a pack of coyotes doing really bad Jim Carrey impersonations.

 

Thats what happens when you sautee your shrooms in battery acid Naykid.

But its worth it.

 

Well, sterno's gotten kind of pricey...

 

Heh.

 

Ever find youself doing Jim Carrey impressions? That's when you know you've smoked too many banana pills.

 

Damn recession.

 

I say "AAAAAAwwwwwwwwwwwllllrightyyy then" all the time.
It's very non-commital.

 

That's not bad though. It's when you randomly start talking out of your ass when you need to admit you've got a drug problem

 

that's kind of an admission all by itself, don't you think?