I Have A Huge....

I LOVE zucchini. It is my favorite vegetable.

 

pump organ. well the museum i worked at had one, rather like that one in chama's(gearsworthy)song.
i don't think i've ever had anything quite like that myself. i don't think i'd have any place to put it.

as for squash, zukes included, i did grow some one place where i lived once upon a time.
only thing i had to cook with in that place, an abondond trailer with no power or gas,
was a little box i made with a bunch of mirrors to focus the light of the sun to heat stuff.

it didn't really get things hot enough to boil, it wasn't exactly the right shape to do that.
all i had to make it with were some left over flat mirrors. but it did warm them up.

 

It's the girth that matters though lol

So 8.5" long by a girth of 7'' is a decent size, even John "Zucchini" Holmes would approve

 

Hey, I was trying to hide under my rock in embarrassment.

 

You need a bigger rock.

 

You quoted as I was editing. I'm bad about editing.

 

Try the Zucchini next time, it looks like you could raise a rather large brood in there.

Alternatively, step out from under the rock or Zucchini and take your bad joke like a man

 

Yeah, I guess this forum is worse than FB or spending all day on Candy Crush. j/k

At least you are not sipping on the "purple drink" and surfing the purple site at the same time, then we would probably have a photo of a giant Eggplant or (Aubergine for you Europeans) and talking about the size of purple heads while playing the Flying Purple People eaters song and fondling purple stress balls Thank goodness for Lavender

 

Huge zucchinis are nothing to joke about.

 

It's the small ones that get the giggles

 

Yeah, I know.

I MEAN, so I've heard. :|

 

Tell me about it. I once had one fall on my foot, didn't hurt much just squashed it a little :drummer:

 

You forgot to wax? Again?

 

I didn't forget...I'm just not finished yet -

 

Once you go green
you can tickle your bean

awww shit--that's all I got.

 

^
Play with the boat
don't let it sink
Keep it afloat
Peel it back while
Rubbing the sack
Watch though
Don't turn your back
It tends to fire
When seductively attacked


Wow this started as a zucchini recipe thread now it is officially going in the :toilet:

 

So, yeah...

Where do you put the batteries in that thing?





Hell, somebody had to say it....

 

KELLY CLARKSON

 

Inside, of course. They slide right inside.