i hate women

True that..well, mine is more cute/pretty/beautiful than anything.

 

Nah, I don't do that sort of thing

they still wont get with me, not matter how much I am willing to pay them

And why is that?

 

I don't like pulseless women

at least they weren't pulseless when I first met them, anyways :leaving:

 

Yeah, about that pint in London....

 

You aren't very good at this... warning them off first????

 

Whenever you put a sad face, I can't help but take back everything I said. I don't know why that is!

But, okay, the pint is still on

 

You're right!

Come on, I could.. heh.. kill.. for a pint


Perfectly innocuous.

 

You'd never kill me....I hope

 

Yay

Let's put it this way, if I leave a chip on my plate after a meal, I actually feel bad for it- because it must feel inadequate compared to its chip peers

I don't think I am capable of murder

 

I feel that way sometimes, I can't leave one pea or something in the can or bag on its own

Yeah, I see this marriage happening when I am a sad old cat lady at 50

But, yay about the drink

 

There used to be a bat(cat)shit mental cat lady living behind my (as of last week - old) school. The house was at the end of a long grass lane, no driveway or road near the house, if you walked down the lane then most days you would see her outside sweeping the grass and if she saw you then she would start screaming and hobble after you

Then she died and the house half collapsed. Now its a drinking/smoking spot for most people some of the cats are still there and theyre manky as fuck

 

Haha

So we are getting married at 50, can have a couple of dogs, a coop of chickens, fish, some pet pea's and a chip if there's enough room

We are not weird.

 

That will be me pretty soon

 

Haha, not weird in the slightest.

I do expect you to write your own vows though, and wear a kilt. Ooh the chickens can act as bridesmaids and the dog the best man

 

i'm too lazy to hate an entire group of people and my attention span is terribly short. within a day of being pissed off about something so vague i forget. it takes real betrayal to truly set me off and once i get it out it's pretty much over.

 

KILT???

Wedding is off!

 

lol he wont need a kilt