I hate teenagers, and here's why:

I wish.

And you did not just refer to me as Emo.
I am far from any fucking shred of minority that suggests such an extortion.
FUCK Emo.

 

Okay, alright, it's like trying to talk to fuckin' 13 year olds.
Fair enough, go for your idiotic accusations.
O, Choke 'pun me ruut inexecrable dogs
and for thy life let justice be accused!

 

Don't deny your Emo roots man...

So common, buy some Shitstick, it's good for you... and man, I've been holding it for long enough... I gotta let it out and I want to shit in a bag instead of the toilet so that I could make some GRREEEEEEEAT Shitstick!

Did you know that if you buy Shitstick now you can also get a sample of Jesus' urine? Yes you can! In this once in a lifetime internet only offer!

 

1) I was just being humorous, and not attempting to express my opinion on the matter.
2) I know several teenagers much, much more mature than you.
3) Hip Forums - 400+ Free Speech Forums. That's right, free speech forums, so I am allowed to express my opinion wherever I please on this wonderful site.

 

hehehehehe. this thread is so fucked up. i'm glowing with it's pure evil.

 

I'll respond to this in pictures, since teens don't read much these days....


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ROFL! Nice... I thought the last picture was kind of funny, but the first picture has been edited way too many times to still be funny. And the second picture is just stupid.

 

nice try, you're still too young. he just doesn't care.

 

wow.

There are no words for you.

I hope you get it by now that these people don't like you. Not because were rude, but because we have good reason to have something against you.

Why don't you just stop now.

It's getting really old.

And what's with the pictures? Is that the only way you know how to respond? Can you not defend your statements with real words other than "fuck you"?

Obviously not. Doesn't suprise me.

Peace be with you.

 

At what...?

 

at chumming up. he still hates you. i think you're a fine young lad, though.

 

At being considered "Human" and not "Inferior disposable teenager".

 

actually, we love HIM. he's a riot.

 

shhhhh! i was gonna butter him up before i savagely and irrationally turned on him. like a rabid dog...GRRRRR!

it hurts worse that way. but now you've ruined it utterly.

 

Way to take a thread WAY too seriously.

 

I'm sorry.

If you want to punish me, then I request a spanking as punishment.

 

My friend Captain Planet politely disagrees with you, SIR.

 

Its only the teenagers that are pissed at me. Which doesn't bother me since that was the whole purpose of this thread. Maybe you missed the title: "I hate teenagers, and here's why:" My original post meant nothing here. It was the subsequent posts by teens that made the thread what it is. The proved to the rest of the world that the title was true. Oh yes. :H

 

*sniffle* really? okay. *smiles tentatively*