I hate teenagers, and here's why:

How often do you wear lipstick?

 

Even when I'm sleeping

 

Watch out, you might start the next teenager fashion here.

"Shitstick! It gives your smile that extra touch"

 

I'll bet I could market it to them, and they could take it and make it the next fad. Just like all the other teenage fads that they do.

 

you know, if they water it down with their urine after breakfast, they can get that coffee or golden crisp scent. just imagine, scented shit stick. there's jalapeno, coffee, golden crisp, and scents based on ethnic diets, as well as the decidedly unethnic "american walmart diet."

 

This really has the potential to make millions. And I've got tons of shit to start out with.

 

you just have to find the right teenagers to start with, then they'll all buy in, thinking they're being counterculture-ish, like little hippy chicks.

 

Several potential customers have posted in this thread. And the marijuana forum is full of them. Gullible kids..

 

the beauty of it is that you'll have several phases of sale: early days, moderate success, burnout a la pop princesses.

the kids here will all say, when it's a worldwide phenomena "i so totally liked it better in the old days, before he sold out..." it'll be awesome.

 

Yeah, I'll end up being a sell-out to them..... fucking LOLZ :H

 

I think that this is going to make a great business.

Let us start producing shit!

 

Stereotypical swines.

 

overwrought baby. laugh a little.

 

Overwrought baby?
You don't know what frame of mind I'm in.
Two words and you're oh so quick to judge and call me a baby?!
Well thank you.

Stereotypical bastards.

 

And I'm a laugher. I laugh. A lot.

 

live the stereotype, love the stereotype. if you're going to so perfectly embody it, you might as well enjoy it.

 

When Cernunnos reigns and we again rule Wales your screams will serve as my doorbell.

 

Anglosaxon swine!

Burn in the pits of your bad weather!

 

it's too soggy to burn. probably why he's emo.

 

Good point.

Hey hey, Emo kid... wanna buy some shitstick?