I hate teenagers, and here's why:

ya know whats lacking in the entire population?
a sense of humor.


fuck come october 2nd, i'm gonna be teenager bashing just like the rest of you
but wach out kids, i have a bat

 

that's why i secretly like you. except you're not allowed to bash until you're legal to drink.

 

*gives an anal licking for that*

 

I'm not a dirty fucking hippy, never claimed to be, and if I was, would not go around bragging about such a blasphemous thing. Fuck them.

 

hey, i'm canadian and i can legally drink here...does that mean i should be punching more high schoolers in the face?
i'm gonna beat em up and take their lunch money to buy drugs and sell the drugs back to them for more money

 

Yes, thats exactly what you should be doing. I just want to know why you haven't been doing it up till now....

 

Are you at least "dirty fucking"?

 

arty:

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that'd be perfect

 

Well, I am fucking this, sooooo....

 

At least you ain't fuckin a teenager.

 

sorry bout that wart on my tongue, I think it came off of that two headed goat I was rimming last week. damn mutated farm animals....

 

I hit this every now and then too....

 

that's only to be expected.

 

Is the black on her lips lipstick, shit, or tar?

 

shit of course. She just got done putting on her turd lipstick. When left to dry and get almost hard, feces can be used for lipstick, goths everywhere know this.

 

i hear if you water the feces down and THEN spread it on and let it dry, it gets really glossy.

 

The whole feces lipstick deal could very probably be true... that's amazing to think about though... imagine... such a shade of brown (or green if you've eaten some Indian food).

 

Yes, thats how to get the glossy look. And if you want to get that "cute" look, just sprinkle some glitter in with it.

 

Of course its true. Do you think I actually buy lipstick? fuck no. I've been using crap for years. Mine, my wifes, the dogs, the neighbors, random turds out of port-a-johns, deer turds i find in my yard.... the list goes on