You're not that big or mean. You actually are nothing like your mom, now that I think about it. Save the horribly foul mouth of course.
Hahaha my mouth isn't as foul as yours. I just don't censure what I say when I should. I really need to work on that.
You mean like when we were at breakfast and you kept asking the waitress if you could "tickle her 'bean'"? Fuck was that embarassing.