i found heaven today

Done. Hope you're flexible. :H

 

have you tried it on pepperoni pizza? to die for.

 

Oh my god, I have to now! I wish I had some pizza to try it out on...

 

My work here is done

Here's your texas pete, Green Faerie! It's not safe to be used in your sexcapades with DroopySnoopy, though. Things might sting.

 

no hot sauce sex? damn. another fantasy dashed.

thanks for the sauce though, it is much appreciated.

 

You are very welcome, and hey, you can have hot sauce sex if you want But... just... make sure it doesn't get into...places. Like I said... there could be stinging O_O

 

Hehehe, oh there WILL be hot sauce involved, of a different kind. :X

 

ah, but the pain would be worth it.

 

Pain is good, in small batches. lol

 

into a bit of S&M, are we?

 

Um.... uhhh.....haha



I like ping pong paddles

 

who doesn't?

 

Mitt Romney

 

lol

 

Only I can mix sex and politics and actually keep it entertaining

 

It is very true indeed, you have that unique ability. Well, you and Bill Clinton.

 

break it up, you two!

diarrhea :H

 

Yes, but Slick Willy can't work a .....well....nevermind

 

Go on....

 

I actually couldn't think of anything to say about Billy that didn't involve either a sax or cigar.