I finally found a job

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by TopNotchStoner, Oct 3, 2008.

  1. snake_grass

    snake_grass Senior Member

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    nice find on the job man

    next one i might get will be a bunch of random stuff

    my dad just got out of jail and i guess he has to know these people over in this one building very well to make sure hes back on the right track i guess

    but anyways he comes up to me and says "hey son you can come live with me and ill sign you up with those people over there in that building"

    then i was like "sounds like a plan"
     
  2. Subliminal89

    Subliminal89 A Tokémon Master

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    Is it a stand up job TNS??
     
  3. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Yeah I stand up all fuckin day. lol I only get one smoke break the whole time too.
     
  4. skierdood

    skierdood Space For Rent

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    get some nice padded sole shoes or your back is gonna kill after a while of standing.
     
  5. porkstock41

    porkstock41 Every time across from me...not there!

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    they don't test for xanax?:rolleyes:
     
  6. comfortably_numb9

    comfortably_numb9 an asshole

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    dot head
     
  7. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    I would have never guessed an actual person put those caps on. Now I'm really going to think about it everytime I take one off to use the stuff inside.

    Nice racist thread though. Do we have enough time to burn some witches?
     
  8. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    I gotta wear steel toe boots and the ones I have are too small for me, because I've had them for years. lol I'm gonna buy some more comfy ones after I start getting paid.
     
  9. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    hahaha yeah it was a 5-panel drug screen, so they tested for benzos. Luckily, or unluckily, depending on how you look at it, I haven't taken any xanax for a while.
     
  10. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Actually, when I said "caps", I meant the valve cap(button) on aerosol cans. Them fuckers are sharp too; my fingers are blistered and whatnot. haha
     
  11. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Well done landing the job man!
     
  12. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Thanks John:)
     
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