i failed at rolling a joint last night

it only gets better

 

Read a rolling guide and practice. Just spend awhile rolling till you've got it. It shouldn't take too long. Anyways, I'd prefer a bowl of a joint.

You should upgrade to a bong, simply because bongs get you higher with less product. It will be worth the price in the end- bongs aren't that expensive.

 

^
do i see the cat's balls?

 

You sure do. Sexy, ain't they? Them balls? lol.

 

lol

 

the funny thing is, i bet if we saw that being sold in a store, most of us would buy it.

i know i would.

 

I wouldn't. Looks like a swiggly jar of cum to me.

 

^ haha

but thats exactly why i would HAVE to have it!!

edit:wow i just realized how weird this sounds

 

So... you can pretend your drinking cum?
I mean, the things look like anxious sperm!