I don't feel well

Well, actualy i was being honest and not 'trotting anything out', i don't say those kinda things 'all the time'. Now i do believe i am blushing.

 

Oh dear, look what I've done! You're so sweet though. (Do men like being called 'sweet'?)

 

NO, as much as we like being called 'cute'. Though if it is acompanied with 'now take of your clothes and ravage me', then i don't suppose many men would mind 'cute'. I don't suspect those words are triping of your tongue , so i will appreciate the compliment for its kind sentiment....thanks

 

I think the comment 'you're so sweet' is was along the same line as 'so what's the weather like in London?' i.e. take with about as much seriousness.

 

So i am not cute or sweet then ? . Please explain in great detail .

 

Did I call you cute too? Oh dear. Yeah I guess I was flattered still, even though I can be way too sarcastic. Sorry can't be bothered with a long explanation.

 

Charming, emotionaly i feel hurt now.

That was just a token gesture.

I have noticed, though it 'takes one, to know one' :X

 

Oh i am feeling much better now.. hope you are also. Thanks for asking.

 

Did I ask? I thought I did. Or did I just think it? Ahh well either way......
I'm still bloody knackered. Might crack open some wine to make me feel better.

 

I was just being sarcastic (must stop doing that). I have heard that this substance called 'wine' can make you feel better.. Cheers.

 

Aarrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh stop it. You are confusing me. I am supposed to be the sarcastic person around here.

Anyway..... join me for a glass...??

 

I think we should both stop it , i am sorry it does get a bit Aarrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh when two nutters (no offence) are at it.

I will join you in a glass or three, cheers.

 

Consider it stopped.

 

Naghhh not stopped, just slowed to a walking pace.. . *adopts a cilla black voice*

'So, chuck.. whats your name and where do you come from' (i know the second part, i just like talking like cilla :sunglasse )

 

Name??? Ahem.... um.... is it not on my website?
I guess you're Matthew?? Or is that just a cover?

 

I have not looked at your website, my humble apologies

My real name is Pauline and i work in a laundrette. No seriously yeah my name really is Matthew... I

 

I ???

 

was just going to tell you about my life story adding my wants needs and desires. Then i thought naghhhh

 

Were you watching Eastenders? I mean just then when you wrote that?

By all means, bore me with whatever trivial conversation you want to. You might say something that will interest me.

Ok then (being serious now), tell me about yourself...................

 

No, i was not watching Eastenders, i am in a net cafe. I have 7 minutes left. i will try and fit my life into that.

born
bumps and scrapes on knees an elbows
adopted 7
3 brothers
1 sister
piss poor education
multiple jobs
decent job now
6 girlfriends
no wife (phew)
no kids (hoping to adopt)
like music
hate reggae
can't dance
can't sing
good in bed