i did a bad thing bad bad thing

should have cut off your grandma's finger and put it in there ;-D

i used to want to lace my dads weed with datura extract.

 

i think this is REALLY mean... but I take comfort in the fact that pee is sterile. I found this out because i dropped my cell phone in the toilet after i peed... and i reached in a pulled it out and was disgusted. But then my mom told me pee is sterile so........

diabetics even buy lotion with pee in it. It's some how good for their feet.

 

I think you need a shrink.
That's just uncool. I see you are fifteen. Your dad propably want's to protect you from the big bad world.
And if your daddy is a jerk you also don't need to do that. Because he is a jerk doesn't mean that you also have to be one.
It is really white trashy and spoiled bitch behaviour.

 

frustrated teens.

No other explanation

 

so because your parent is being a parent and told your 15 year old ass you couldnt go anywhere.. you pissed in his chilli..you sound like a spoiled brat in my opinion..

 

god forbid!

 

That's disgusting, funny, but disgusting