Lack of lameness is inappropriate for thread. Inappropriate coolness=lameness. He shoots, he scores! (Did I just quote Wayne's World? I haven't updated my jargon in 20 years?! OH DEAR GOD I AM LAME!)
No, you're not. It's lame of you to challenge me on that when it's so completely obvious that I'm much lamer than you. Actually, it's incredibly lame of you. YOU ARE LAMER THAN ME!!! BUT! I just lost the "Who's Lamer" fight between you and me, making you cooler and ME LAMER!! BUT! You just lost the "Who's Lamer" fight... WHY CAN'T I JUST FUCKING DROP IT ALREADY!! IT IS NOT FUNNY, IT'S JUST FUCKING LAME!!!! SOMEONE STRIKE ME DOWN! PUT ME OUT OF MY LAME MISERY!!!
How Lame! Arguing over who is lamest is really lame. However, I am really lame for answering this so I could well be the lamest! Do lame people eat lamb? Are lame people a bit limp? Is it lame to have sex with a lame duck? Do lame people lament? Omg, I'll shut up now. I'm being so lame!