I can't go into work today because...

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  1. Ranger

    Ranger Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Can not go to work today bc it would ruin my retirement!
     
    Ranger, Feb 27, 2013
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  3. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

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    Because Hip Forums web site keeps giving me a 404 error code.
     
    TAZER-69, Feb 27, 2013
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  5. Spectacles

    Spectacles My life is a tapestry Lifetime Supporter

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    It was doing that to me all afternoon yesterday till I just gave up and stopped trying.

    You visit HF while at work? Seriously?
     
    Spectacles, Feb 27, 2013
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  7. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    After calling in sick yesterday I decided it would be more convincing to call in again today. :)
     
    Heat, Feb 27, 2013
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  9. NoxiousGas

    NoxiousGas Old Fart

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    I can't come in to work today because............

    AHH SHIT!
    I own my own business and work from home!!


    stupid game :mad:
     
    NoxiousGas, Feb 27, 2013
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  11. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    I won't be in as NoxiousGas is in crisis and needs support. :)
     
    Heat, Feb 27, 2013
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  13. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Sorry boss-Heat & me are snuggled in the 'spoons' position.
    I can only hope I'm holding what I think I am,but I am NOT letting go.
     
    puggybear, Feb 27, 2013
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  15. Spectacles

    Spectacles My life is a tapestry Lifetime Supporter

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    In my last job there actually was a woman who called in sick every time we had a snow storm. Since I walked to work I was always there.
     
    Spectacles, Feb 28, 2013
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  17. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    No wonder I had to call in from exhaustion...... :)
     
    Heat, Feb 28, 2013
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  19. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    I can't come in to work today because if i do it might cause a typhoon in the Outer Hebrides
     
    BeachBall, Mar 2, 2013
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  21. happypills

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    I can't come into work today because I've got the no disturb sign on my door. So PLEASE don't disturb me!!
     
    happypills, Mar 2, 2013
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  23. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    My daughter is PMSing and I am afraid to leave my room. :)
     
    Heat, Mar 2, 2013
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  25. broony

    broony Banned

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    My roomate put superglue in my lube bottle..and now my hand is still on my penis.
     
    broony, Mar 2, 2013
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  27. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I can't go into work today because I'm having very frequent and extremely putrid flatulence.
     
    Aerianne, Mar 2, 2013
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  29. happypills

    happypills Member

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    Not gonna work today 'cuz it's SUNDAY!!!
     
    happypills, Mar 3, 2013
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  31. Maelstrom

    Maelstrom Banned

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    Because I suddenly forgot how to walk.
     
    Maelstrom, Mar 3, 2013
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  33. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    I'm not coming to work today because work never comes to me, and, you know, I think we need to redefine the parammeters of this relationship if we're ever gonna make it work.
     
    BeachBall, Mar 3, 2013
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  35. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    I'd love to come in today,but I can't because when I drove home last night I accidentally left my car keys at work!
     
    puggybear, Mar 11, 2013
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  37. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I can't come in to work today because the Leprechauns are holding me hostage.
     
    Aerianne, Mar 11, 2013
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  39. oxyqueen

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    Because I'm locked inside of my house.
     
    oxyqueen, Mar 23, 2013
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