I can't go into work today because...

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  1. NoxiousGas

    NoxiousGas Old Fart

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    We're in the middle of a tornado.

    (true story, 3 days late back from vacation because of tornadoes. Boss didn't believe me until I showed him the newspaper)
     
    NoxiousGas, Feb 9, 2013
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  3. thudlmao

    thudlmao Member

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    .....I am the most tired person in the world today.....
     
    thudlmao, Feb 9, 2013
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  5. Fairlight

    Fairlight Banned

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    It's Sunday...
     
    Fairlight, Feb 10, 2013
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  7. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    I gotta buy a new skirt
     
    BeachBall, Feb 10, 2013
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  9. Jennifer19

    Jennifer19 Senior Member

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    beacuse I don' feel like it
     
    Jennifer19, Feb 10, 2013
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  11. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Because I can't work out which sock goes where.
     
    puggybear, Feb 11, 2013
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  13. RainyDayHype

    RainyDayHype flower power Lifetime Supporter

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    Sorry...I won't be able to go to work because I'm all out of coffee.
    :coffee:
     
    RainyDayHype, Feb 11, 2013
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  15. MeatyMushroom

    MeatyMushroom Juggle Tings Proppuh

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    My head appears to be have been replaced by a small, juicey plum
     
    MeatyMushroom, Feb 12, 2013
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  17. Spectacles

    Spectacles My life is a tapestry Lifetime Supporter

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    Somehow overnight my bed grew and my feet can't touch the floor. Oh no! I shrunk! :eek:
     
    Spectacles, Feb 12, 2013
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  19. RainyDayHype

    RainyDayHype flower power Lifetime Supporter

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    that's disturbing
    yes, you should definitely stay home

     
    RainyDayHype, Feb 12, 2013
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  21. Maelstrom

    Maelstrom Banned

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    Because I have a stalker who harasses me and I fear leaving the house.
     
    Maelstrom, Feb 13, 2013
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  23. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Because it's Sunday, silly!
     
    BeachBall, Feb 17, 2013
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  25. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Because I've just done a job nobody else could do and it took a LOT of concentration.

    Now,FUCK OFF!
     
    puggybear, Feb 17, 2013
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  27. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Oooooh ... touchy touchy.

    Shall we do your annual appraisal now?
     
    BeachBall, Feb 17, 2013
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  29. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    NO! I took all the pens home! Haahahahaahahaha!
     
    puggybear, Feb 17, 2013
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  31. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    That's alright ... I thought we'd use the computer to do it this year
     
    BeachBall, Feb 17, 2013
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  33. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Shit! Electric pens - I bloody HATE 'em!
     
    puggybear, Feb 17, 2013
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  35. Spectacles

    Spectacles My life is a tapestry Lifetime Supporter

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    I can't go in to work today because I never went home last night so I am still here you idiot.
     
    Spectacles, Feb 17, 2013
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  37. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Because, like, life's too short man!
     
    BeachBall, Feb 17, 2013
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  39. happypills

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    I can't come into work today because my vagina hurts.
     
    happypills, Feb 17, 2013
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