"I can't come into work today because..."

im stoned

 

I just freaked out on a rather large shroom....:-0

 

the stock market crashed and i have to count my beans

 

The lower fourty needs the hay cut, got thangs to do man....

 

there's a special deal buffet on at pizza hut.

 

I think I'd just druther hang out on the farm today, thank you very much...

 

the dog ate my foot

 

I have a bad case of athlete's foot.

 

im locked in my car

 

I'm trying to figure out how I can get my share of the $700,000,000,000.

 

...I'm fucked.

 

:ack2:

I'm with OWB, I'm trying to figure out how to cook up a set of books showing that my business of manufacturing shield blanks for the SCA last year lost a half a billion dollars, so I can get enough to 'cover my losses' and retire...

and I'm seriously making plans for a 'retreat to' location for myself and a half dozen others, because I have a feeling this plan will not only 'do' nothing, but will make things worse.....

something in it is making me cringe, something inarticulable, but present none-the-less.

 

it looks like it's all coming apart and I'm preparing for my run to the hills.

 

im putting all my stuff together and going to the antiques roadshow to see if im rich

 

I can't find my sleeping bag!

 

Exactly why I hate goin into work...:-0

 

ive locked meself in the 'ouse

 

I got too involved in trying to think of a thousand things to do with an egg.

 

(ha!)^#

ive got too much work to do

 

im to busy laughing at this post