"I can't come into work today because..."

I gotta swing by Born25YearsTooLate's and take him a new cup.

 

I'm trying to reach OWB to ask him to bring a mop, too. the cat got too friendly with the other one.

 

I'm sitting on the back porch, staring off and watching the wind ripple the grass, drinking a coke, thinking about nothing in particular, and feeling heart-broken, like I've had a lover's spat with life. Today was supposed to be two years together, of the best relationship we both had ever had. And all I can do is sit and ask myself

What the fuck happened? Where did it break and this bulletproof, amazing, wonderful relationship fall apart. What made her decide that she needed to totally reinvent herself, and completely bail on everything. (shrugs)

6 months I've been asking that, and 6 months, I still don't have any answers, except women are strange creatures, and I'll probably never know...but I know one thing...I live life so as to have no regrets, but sadly...I now have one...a big one. If anyone wants to come hang out, feel free, but I'm not going to be talkative or entertaining company at all.

 

I'm sitting here wishing I was over at Born25YearsTooLate's drinking a coke and sitting deep on the back porch and just sharing the view of the world going round.

 

I'm goin over to Born25YearsTooLate's pad and were gonna tune up the instruments, and make a joyful noise.....
Get the dryed beans out man, we'll make up a batch of chili too...

 

sweet....I've got 3 pounds of bottom round jerky that'd cook down real nice in the beans.

 

i burned the soles of my feet off while playing with fireworks and i'm going to the hospital to have babies' foreskins grafted on.

 

They repaved my road and when I went to get the mail, my feet got stuck and I fell on my face. I'm trying to get the tar off my nose to see if it is broken.

 

I stepped in cow shit...got a foot stuck ...then tripped and fell into dog shit....Im calling it a day

 

gotta wake up and smell the flowers...

 

Im taking this year off

 

My fish jumped out of his tank and needs to have his air removed.

 

Cain't get off the hill, been rainin, I'm callin in Slick.....

 

Im busy listening to the rhythm of the falling rain

 

I'm temporarily out of my mind. If I happen to come back, have me wait for myself.

 

I was going to work........but my alarm went off (the one around my ankle)

 

I'm taking a holiday....

 

I'm eating jello and annoying my cats.

 

got to watch some tv and catch up on my commercials

 

because I can haz cheezburger.