"I can't come into work today because..."

I had an uncontrollable urge for chocolate in the middle of the night and grabbed the X lax by mistake. :sifone:

 

I just blew my mind and I need to go get a tire repair kit to fix it.

 

I'm laying naked in the hammock, over the green grass, soaking up the sun, sipping lemonade and moonshine, smoking a little, keeping the high going, watching the clouds roll by and enjoying being alive.

 

WOW. That sure beats workin...

I have CRS, can't remember where I worked...:-0

 

I feel well..it's a nice day

 

I lost my smoke and I dont want my dog to find it and eat it!!:sifone::sifone:

 

I'm trying to save all of Holland by keeping my finger in this dam.

 

people have mistaken me for orison, so he can come in instead.

 

I was born in the back seat of a Grayhound bus rolling down highway 41.

 

I'm cutting meat for jerky

 

woke up neekid in the neighbors hayloft.....:-0

 

I got my finger stuck up my nose.

 

today is "me" day.....and I am staying home no matter what

 

I'm feeling groovy!

 

because i died last night. this is a recording.

 

I'm mourning the loss of my hopes, dreams, and faith. OWB, you and farmout finish the 'veggies' without me.

 

I gotta go over and help out Born25YearsTooLate, the doctor said to give him jug band music, seems to make him feel just fine.

 

I'm busy trying to get a grip.

 

I gotta go over and give Born25YearsTooLate something to hold on to.

 

My cup has a chip in it, and the water's leaked all over the floor.