"I can't come into work today because..."

I'm reassuring farmout that he'll be fine..in a few days.

 

ok, I'll work to be in after yesterday, but on the other hand, I may be early or quite possibly late and then it will be tommorrow...WTF....:-0

 

I've fallen over laughing at farmout...I need help..lol

 

but then again, i may be in Mexico, or Alaska, lookin for the pot....of gold
yes thats it, I'm not so thinked up as you farkle I am....not...:-0
but yes, pay me in advance... work will be someday after the planets line up, and I
can home my way find....:-0
Born, what have you looked at done?....:-0

 

sorry farmout, I've had my veggies today, and I'm talking to the carrots..

 

Wait a minute... what was I saying? Sorry, I spaced out for a second, what were we talking about? Oh well, never mind, see you tomorrow.

 

Hey, me am better now, ready to work go... NOT...
Woke up neeked on the farm tractor....
Whats up with that, and I was painted the same color as the tractor?....

 

I need to go find out what farmout is using for paint remover as I seem to be painted the same color as his tractor.

 

I think Born25YearsTooLate painted everything on the farm, including me & OlderWaterBrother the same color.....
Lookin for the paint scraper....:-0

 

The last thing I remember is Born25YearsTooLate saying somthing about; it's my turn to try out the new paint sprayer.

 

I used to have a gray beard, now its camo color, like my hair, me, everthang....
Even the inside of the outhouse...
Oh Shit, he painted the livestock too, how will we ever find them now that they are camo colored?.....

 

I can't see myself at all, let alone coming into work.....WAGH! I just tripped over a camo squirrel! Orison, is that you?

 

Work, are ya nuts man, I'm chasin cattle and cheekins and pigs thru the woods and the damn thangs are invisible......Camo paint....
Born25yearsTooLate, OlderWaterBrother, where are you two....? :cheers2:

 

I've over here! I think!

 

I stepped on a snail and now how to pray for it all day.

 

I give up, time for some camoflauge beer....:-0

 

I need another day to find myself.

 

because I forgot how to get there

 

cause I'm in the watermelon patch and can't hear the phone

 

got better thangs to do...