"I can't come into work today because..."

I'm too tired ......gonna spend the day un-winding

 

I'm hiding under a log

 

because I'm busy checking galleries...............and totally changing the mental pics I have store in my brain

 

I'm so tired that I'm going to sleep in today so I can come in tomorrow.

 

I'm using the Google, on the Internets

 

because i spreigned my ankle and it might be broken

 

i spilled LSD all over my hands, and it appears that it was very strong.

 

I'm helping zilla939 with an "acid" spill.

 

sigh....creativity

 

because the magical elves from gum drop land sprinkled me with magic happy dust.

 

cause I overdosed on animal crack/ers...

 

the lollipop prince took me on his magical three legged horse to land of gum drops

 

cause I'm going back to college so I can have your job.

 

because I'm going to chapel and I'm gonna get married

 

keeping bbad busy...

 

sold my dirtbike......Now I dont need money for a while

 

I've been kidnapped by the Keebler Elves.

 

I smell like old cheese today..I dont know why ...I just do...and its bad

 

I'm taking the time for a number of things that weren't important yesterday.

 

I have a headache.....and its so bad even my toes ache