"I can't come into work today because..."

because Im trying to get over 2000 posts today......hmmmm..OK maybe 3000

 

I can feel the power!

 

the country roads keep taking me back home

 

I'm a voodoo child!

 

I'm waiting for the change thats going to come

 

I'm afraid a hard rain is going to fall.

 

OMG its PUrple rain....purple rain

 

I just got the total workout gym with a chuck norris video...

 

because I am a man of constant sorrow

 

Someone told me:
Look out kid
Its somethin’ you did
God knows when
But you’re doin’ it again
You better duck down the alley way!

 

OWB
Havent seen ya here in a few days ,I was running out of excuses


jjack

 

i'm going insane!! insane!!!

 

because I'm lame.

 

Sorry about that, falling down on my job. I'll try to do better.
How about:
I gotta stay home and come up with some more excuses for jjack not to go to work today.

 

lol- !!!!
good thing its saturday & I didnt need one.

allthebest
jjack

 

How about this for Monday:
A meteor just crashed though my roof.

 

My hair hurts.....

 

I've got blisters on my fingers from crying my eyes out over her.

 

I wuz kidnapped by a bus load of Jesus freaks....

 

I'm making chili cheese fries for 250