"I can't come into work today because..."

...........................................................................
...............I stink

 

the world ended at noon yesterday? unless that was me, getting run over by a giant robot.

=^^=
.../\...

 

I'm waiting for the Midnight Special to shine its light on me.

 

I got pink eye

 

I went on a Safari and was eaten by a lion.
(Boss) Then you'd be dead.
You call this living?

 

Im watching the grass grow...I want to make sure it grows straight and narrow

 

I'm running down the road trying to loosen my load.

 

Im watching "ghost dad"

 

I'm trying to figure out what's the name of the first baseman.

 

No comprehendo americano...

 

you must have the wrong number, nobody here by that name.

 

I've got homemade kettle corn and a stack of dvds

 

I am Ironman

 

the power of greyskull commands me......................to stay home

 

Only the Shadow knows!

 

^dont know that one


because I'm staying home to watch Norton and Ralph fight over who actually gets to keep the TV

 

'Only the Shadow knows, What evils lurk in the hearts of men....'

I'm digging out the recordings of the radio program to entertain OWB with, since he made the reference...

 

t\s Im not coming in... bye..

 

because its raining like mad...the kind of rain that is cold and hurts

 

becuase I just got in from work...in the %$#%#%#%#@$%^$%$^ rain!

I ain't coming back in today!