"I can't come into work today because..."

because I just discovered a volcanic tunnel that leads into..... The Center Of The Earth, man. I think there may be some reall groovy shit down there so I'mma go check it out.

 

I m gonna go spellunking too

 

Hey BBAD, I need a ride to 1969 in your time machine, I left something there.....Of course, I won't be in to the job site....

 

because my eyes are sore and I'd only scare everyone anyways

 

talk about a bad hair day....

Gotta go help BBAD straighten out his hair and skin problems, not to mention the red eyes...

 

I got family over and I have to stay home to guard my stuff

 

I worked with a guy named Frank (Last name withheld) who every time he didn't feel like coming to work he would come up with an excuse. So one day we made a list of all his excuses. And it goes like this....

I can't come to work today because:

1.....I ran over my neighbour's cat.
2.....It's Christmas and I'm a catholic.
3.....It's St Patrick's day and I'm Irish.
4.....I dropped my bllow-dryer in the bath-tub and I'm all shook up.
5.....It's Martin Luther King's day.
6.....I have to take my dog to the vet...etc.

 

I gotta fix the wheels on my skate board....

 

someone stole my bike chain

 

I've gotta make BBAD a new bike chain, then floss my brain.

 

because I saw the white rabbit and learned of wonderland. My name was Alice but now even it means nothing...

 

It seems son of peace has been into the mad hatter's tea again......

I'm reading my dilbert books

 

I gotta go in to the school of hard knocks with born25yearstoolate....

 

I'm making pot capsules for 'stealth stonage'

http://www.gardenscure.com/420/marijuana-cooking/52152-marijuana-capsules.html

 

Pic of the farm party, and why I can't come in to work.......:-0

 

I cant come in cause I just pissed myself when I saw that Keg spout

 

One of the events at the farm party, and some of the hippy chicks born25yearstoolate brought with him....:-0 and do I need another reason not to come in to work....:cheers2:

 

hells no...and I can't leave either..hehehe

 

Uh-oh, I think Ive drunk myself blue...no work again...

 

looks like too much collidial silver, farmout....

I'm making a huge batch of kettle corn