"I Can't Come In To Work Today Because..."

im fucking your mother and or daughter.

 

Because my fart turned out to be a shart

 

you lied to me!!

 

I just learned that I only have one day to live.

 

I got sprayed by a skunk and my eyes sting.

 

glad born25yearstolate and olderwaterbrother came and fished me outa the well, but I still cain't come in to work, my hairs all wet and I hain't got no dry clothes. I gotta stay away from the moonshine....

 

I'm making a run to town for farmout...seems he needs a hundred pounds of corn, some yeast and some copper line....

and since OWB's only got a day left to live, I'm giving him free smoke....LOTS of free smoke.

also picking up some peroxide, baking soda and pine tar soap to scrub down padme....and a couple clothespins for me, owb and farmout

 

Three legged competition with my great uncle

 

Because Ive decided to spend my day cruising the highways and stopping for hitchhikers and then speeding off as they grab my doorhandle

 

Because I'm helping a sloth cross the road...

 

Because I'm spending the day clicking on posted links

 

All the free smoke has HEALED me of my infirmities and I feel like a new man, one that ain't coming to work today.

 

I'm working on a new SOG grow cabinet to celebrate OWB's miraculous healing

 

That kind of line don't work for me.

I'm self employed.

I've tried it before and I get busted every time.



x

 

xexon, you could always say you don't wanna talk to your boss today.

 

Because I'm helping matthew help a sloth cross the road.

 

I think I'm tripping from OWB's smoke, I'm seeing a couple of guys help a sloth cross the road.....and things are going very very slowly......

 

I’m hallucinating and I think I’m already at work.

 

OWB's tripping on my couch, and I'm trip-sitting him, since he seems to be WAYYY out of it.

 

I can't stop laughing! :smilielol5: