"I Can't Come In To Work Today Because..."

I'm already late and I don't want the boss to yell at me

 

I Can't Come Into Work Today Cauuuuuuuse..........It's Now 10-49pm Here In Australia......And GLEN Is Going To Bed To Get His Well Earned "Beauty Sleep"............(not that he really needs it).......



Cheers Glen.

 

fell into a vat of spiked jello....can't/don't wanna get out.....

 

Theres a doodad stuck in my whoseyerdaddy.

 

I'm waiting to hear from my dealer

 

...because I'm too busy toking and watching Cheech&Chong Up In Smoke, man.

 

I'm speeding out of my brain and am lacking 3 days worth of sleep.

 

cause... your mom!!

 

moonshine still blew up, scorched my ass, caught the corn field on fire, gotta put out the inferno.....

 

I got abducted by aliens and they took away parts of my brain. Now I'm looking for them to put it back.

 

Shot down over enemy territory.





Im John Mcain and I approve of this message. lol.\

 

I found Jesus.

 

I can't come to work today, I have this very important demon summoning to finish. Damn my last boss for unfairly firing me.

 

Exorcism

 

I have GlenGlen visiting..... Keep an eye out for fireworks of an unusual kind toward the end of the week....

 

I can't come to work today because I can't find my glasses. Oops, I forgot I don't need one.

 

gone feeshin....

 

I Can't Come Into Work Today Cauuuuuuuse, I'm Still Down At The Electronics Shop Where They Fitted A.. G.P.S In-Car-Navigator To My Rental Car.

All Was Going Well Till I Tried To Key In The Directions To A Destination Known Locally As The "Farmout Ranch"..

Suddenly The Device Started Beeping....And Proceeded To Emit A Cloud Of Toxic Smoke...

Call Me Paranoid If You Will......But I Am Of The Firm Opinion,That There Is Something "Supernatural"..."Sinster"...And..."Evil" Going On Here..



Cheers Glen.

 

Ah-Ha, it worked! Can't work cause I gotta get the lazer fine tuned.....

 

i've been hypnotized.. work?? *i'm a chicken*