"I Can't Come In To Work Today Because..."

some one just lit my closet on fire.

 

i accidentally sawed off both my arms.

 

My ass keeps exploding with acidic diarhea.

 

I am caught in some sea weed.

 

I had to save the world again.

 

i'm trying to take over the world..

 

I can't make it because Im dead.

 

im trying to get this thread closed so i wont be able to make it into work. sorry doc

 

I Can't Come Into Work Today Cauuuuuse....I'm Still Trying To Catch Up On My Beauty Sleep.......After Playing The "Last Poster To Win Game"........For 36 Hours Straight.......(yep you read it right)...



Cheers Glen..

P.S......And After All That....Devotion.....Pizza......Chinese Take Out.....Red Wine.....White Wine.....Champagne.....Iced Water.....Coffee.....Cold Showers...etc etc..............Guess What...?.....I Missed Out On Winning....By One Post....sob..(mine was 999 )..sniff..

 

because Im still trying to figure out who won at the Last post a winner....game...

 

My friend used "I cant come into work today because i just woke up and im chained to a bed.....some chick is holding the phone up to my ear"

I laughed heaps when he told me this, but after talking to some other people who were at that party...I found out it was true haha

 

Boogabaah keeps on huggin me.....

 

My arse is on fire from the curry I ate last night

 

Im too stoned to work.

 

Half Your Luck......All I Get From "Da Boogs" Nowdays Is "Sorry I Have A Headache"......

Cheers Glen.

 

I'm organizing a smoke fest.

 

Gene Simmons tied me to a fire hydrant.

 

GlenGlen is havin a bbq down under, we're all invited.....

(anything for us vegetarians?).....

 

i got kiddnapped by some swedish avon ladies

 

i switched jobs and became a sweedish avon lady, now i go around kidnapping people