"I Can't Come In To Work Today Because..."

Need more vacation time, gotta re-route towards Iceland. Its cold there, gotta get some warmer clothes.....
Where are ya GLenGlen ole buddy????
I'm think I may be going completely mad, insane, murderous.......:-0
Me thinks the back pack nuke is leakin some radiation.... The pack is glowin in the dark......

 

im trying to watch how fast my chia pet can grow.

 

Can't come into work as I'm in shroom land.
Get it? Get it? Eh Eh?
Lol

 

lololol.... someone sneezed on me and gave me Mono.

hahah... thats gross btw. =P

 

I am tag teaming your mother and your daughter.

 

...i cooked my car keys into a hash brownie.

 

I stole your car and now I gotta ditch it.....

 

there's a banana skin on my doorstep.

 

i gave my uniform to a homeless guy..

 

I am pretty sure Gary from Accounting is planning on going in today and gunning everyone down.....

 

cant sit still mr peacock, the mouse escaped and i cant sit still sir

 

I didnt eat my meat and now I cant have any pudding.

 

...'cuz I got not transportation. Just a little black book with my poems in.

 

I am currently running fifth in an underwater taco assembling contest.

 

Because I gave Blood yesterday at the Motorway.

 

the universe is currently being recycled

=^^=
.../\...

 

I Can't Come Into Work Today Cauuuse..


I"m Heading Into The Final Straight Of The "Last To Post Wins" Thread.......There's No Turning Back Now......The Spurs Are Out.....I'm Foaming At The Mouth.......Posting 24 Hours A Day.....No Time For Work.....Will Call After I Pick Up The "WINNERS TROPHY"...



Yours........Whilst Thinking I Just May Be Getting A Bit Too Carried Away With This Competition........

Glen.

 

because i'd rather get high all day and play COD4 online on 360

 

I am trapped hiding in....um....a closet....

 

I'm busy burning sinners.