"I Can't Come In To Work Today Because..."

My pants are smelly.

 

I have moths under my arms

 

All the laundry is in the dryer.

 

I have to find Waldo!!!!!

 

I hit my head really hard trying to rock a dingleberry and now i've got a really bad headache and a shitty ass

 

A bear has treed me.

 

theres a mean looking tree outside my window

 

My poodle chewed off the mailman's leg.

 

I have to meet with my parole officer.

 

I Have To Play The Part Of "Santa" At My Kids School Fair Day....



Fellow Posters......2007..Has Brought Me Lots Of Laughs On These Threads.........May I Take This Opportunity To Wish You All....."Seasons Greetings" And A Happy And Prosperous 2008...


Peace..Love..And Cheers To You All.......Glen.

 

i have to post on hip forums!
and i'm sick

 

all the clocks are melting.

 

roller derby marathon is on tv...........

 

it's raining acid

 

It's Christmas, and our nationally negotiated labor agreement recognizes December 25th as a holiday. I'm staying home and getting paid for it.

 

i don't feel like taking a shower

 

Waiting for the ice cream man to drive by my house.

 

I was trying to be cool, and I got my penis stuck to the inside of fridge freezer!

 

I'm busy wiring funds to some Nigerian royalty so they can unfreeze millions in assets locked in a secret account in Switzerland then provide routing and account number information of my personal checking account so that the princely sum of 2.43 million dollars (US) can be deposited because they are so grateful to me for coming to their rescue. The details are in the email they sent to me yesterday.

 

i'm working on my novel