I Am So Horny That I Can Fuck A 60 Year Old Woman If It Will Be Free

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  1. Laci

    Laci Members

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    You are 24, I don't know why you're so desperate. At your age, you should be focusing on building a life that you can be happy with (finding a passion, pursuing that, a career, a home, etc etc whatever your goals may be) and enjoying life. I've read a few of your most recent posts and it all seems like absolute desperation.
    Believe it or not, finding someone to have sex with is not the most important aspect of life. Instead of focusing all your energy on the fact that you can't get laid or that everything isn't going exactly how you'd like it to, why don't you try looking at this portion of your life as an opportunity to work on yourself and build the life you want? You clearly have a lot of things personally that you need to work on.

    Main point- You're 24. Find a job, go to school, find something you're passionate about and throw your heart into it. You don't need to be putting every ounce of your soul into the pursuit of the booty.
     
  2. Wizardofodd

    Wizardofodd Senior Member

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    Dude...seriously...all kinds of people have given you advice about getting laid. I have too. For the last time....stop giving off the creeper vibe, chill out and act like someone who women WANT to be around. You don't listen. I've been married for damn near 15 years, my wife isn't home right now and I could probably still get laid in the next hour if I wanted to (not that I would....but I could). Why/how? Because I don't do the shit you do. I make myself someone who women enjoy and feel comfortable being around. If they don't feel comfortable around you with their clothes on....they definitely won't want to take their clothes off.

    So that's it. I'm not typing it out again. You have to get some game and stop coming across as either intimidating, condescending or pathetic. Women don't like any of those attributes and that's how you come across in your posts. I can only imagine how creeped out women are when you approach them that way. Stop that shit.
     
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  3. fjdreams

    fjdreams count chocula

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    atsi my boss is 57 but i showed her your picture. she said she will let you fuck her but you have to be rough. can you do it rough?

    cheers glen
     
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  4. Mattekat

    Mattekat Ice Queen of The North

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    You should listen to this very carefully. She makes a lot of sense. Focus on yourself.

    And have a wank if you are so goddamn horny!
     
  5. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i don't know, have you asked one?

    yeah, but when you're horny, what else is there about being male?
     
  6. drumminmama

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    Women your age and older are far to savvy to roll around in the stink of desperation.

    Your sexist and ageist comments seem only to be the glaze on an unpleasant cake. Your hatred of your homeland only adds to this.

    Go learn to be a decent, thinking person.
    Quit blaming others for your own failings, and learn from failures.
     
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  7. AceK

    AceK Scientia Potentia Est

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  9. atsizat9050

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    What do you mean doing it rough?
     
  10. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    You respond to post 23 instead of post 21? There's your problem. You have been given good advice throughout your time here, but you don't seem open to the advice you ask for. Read post 21 ---again---and again--and again. Good luck----Nice one Laci.
     
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  11. sunfighter

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    Hipforums continues to decay. Are we advertising in Loser's World magazine?
     
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  12. Moonglow181

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    Sunfighter, I am glad you said something. The title of this thread is so sick. so wrong.....makes me sick...and I have no sympathy for this loser anymore. none.
     
  13. rollingalong

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    oh arent we up to your high standards?


    you like to call people names don't you

    that is so weak


    op wants to start a thread called any fucking thing he wants to...if you don't like it don't fuckin read it

    what a joke
     
  14. Moonglow181

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    It is wrong on so many levels..you do not see that? Then you are just as sick....and go pick on someone else your own size....and sex. lay off.

    so fuck off of me!
     
  15. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    stop this please

    both of you



    thanks
     
  16. thedope

    thedope glad attention Lifetime Supporter

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    I have experience that says otherwise. One who ain't getting any is not competent to say what are the general or even specific criteria for sexual behavior in either sex. Go stick it in the mud until you loose your attitude.
     
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  17. Moonglow181

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    drumminmama and thedope pretty much said what i had been thinking.....
    Be a man already and stop whining about your penis...wtf cares,. i don't,,,and i don't give a shit who you stick it in....let her be 80 years for all i care.....but I am sick and tired of people whining about their sex organs and many do it.
    It is a real turn off.
     
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  18. rollingalong

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    OP...this the love and sex forum.....I support your quest for pussy...I was much the same as a 23 yr old....


    penis
     
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    vagina.
     
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  20. atsizat9050

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    So we agree males are more horny than females. We see females can't even stand hearing about it.
     
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