i am so baked.. i love harvest time in humboldt county!

okay i hereby dedicate that to you pink floyd, and your bountiful bossoms. i had a second part to it but no one replied to this thread for too long so i forgot it...i was hopping someone would try to out rap me, and we could have a rap off

 

BATTLE!!!



holla at the geek with the tortoise shell glasses
i'm spastic - fantasic
and i'll rock all yo asses

a nintendo chick
always down to kick it with a dope cat
but i always gotta laugh
when they try to bust a rap
as phat as my chat

im a dreadlocked warrior
spittin words like a tape recorder
in a chemical euphoria
splittin ions in the core of ya

while they all stare in wonder
i rule the playground slide
comin at you like thunder
you better run and hide
cause i'm blowin you away like a hurricane
1-uppin' you like a mario game

im sportin the converse
leavin marks on the pavement
as my rhymes annihilate
comin up from moms basement

cause im the dreadlocked warrior
WARRIOR
in a chemical euphoria
EUPHORIA

 

yo bitch
is that all you got?
pulling out your rap rhymes
and watching as you flop

you be calling it on
with a rap mix masta
better back down now
before i hafta blast ya

i be chillin in the basement
playing my nintendo
you aint ever seen a console
so don't even pretend yo'

im player number one
your player number two
i be the player in red
you be the player in blue

i go first
you take your turn last
you still be waiting to fight
while i kick some big boss ass

so you think our a geek
i think you're a pretender
i see those pants
you lacking the suspenders

word

 

hell yea another rhyme for good measure
you feeling the heat, as im building up the pressure?

i can rap all time
busting out the rhymes
doing my time
for my cliched crimes

is that ink on your shirt?
man it aint so hard
to keep your shirt clean
when you got a pocket gaurd.

geek force represent
we be tearing up the streets
geek force represent
having our magic card meets

im a geek im a freak im a mutha fucking loner
any time i see a girl it gives me a 3 inch boner

breathing heavy out my nose
slobber on my clothes
gunk betwen my toes
i seen all the star trek shows

what!
geek force represent.
mutha fucka!!!
word

 

you better check yo blank head
cause your shit be stankin
worse than ectoplasmic plankton

yer beat is dead like a frog in formaldehyde
suspended vocal genocide
my rhymes are bona fide
i can program mine

but you cant crack the code
your shit is way too slow
plowin' on you like a power pad
go download porn since you cant afford a mag

my IQ reigns supreme
sharper than any beam
im the light saber queen

now get on your knees and beg
so i dont karate-chop your head
cells spillin out until the dragon sees red

im a l337 commander
a captain deathstar lander
im the game genie
throwin barrels at you like donkey
cmon honkey you think you can rock me?

check it.

 

better check my blank head?
watch your back
you'll end up dead

things are looking a lil fuzzy
like a half silvered mirror
check this shit out
and the picture may come in clearer

quantum theory states
from point b to point a
the light didnt choose one path
it actually went both ways

sorta like you...
are you 'special' or 'retarded'?
both i assume
but lets go back to where it started

in kindergarden you had friends
in grade 1 you got a C
i don't know about you
but that doesn't sound geeky to me

in grade 3 you were cool
by grade 5 you kised a boy
while i was sitting in a corner
playing with my ninja turtle toys

you aint fooling me
you aint no geek
i arm wrestled you earlier
shit you aint even weak.

so you sharper than a beam?
that remains to be seen
there aint no skill with a light saber
when your fighting a likely PROM QUEEN

 

im outtie yo'
i require sleep before i get another nose bleed

 

I want some weed
who said that?
it was me
phat
.

I like to smoke up,
Don't you enjoy it as well?
Let's smoke fatties now.

 

w00t lets hear some more high-koos

 

HOLD UP
i aint no prom queen
im a motherfuckin dope fiend

i got my diploma back in may
while you screwed the dean
to get a better grade

well fuck i earned my way
all work and no play

now where you been?
this aint a dice game foo
theres no chance youre gonna win

im ripping through you like the Shredder
need a band-aid to make it better?
go cry to your mommy
cause your worthless rhymes are bombing

you're no nerd
keep on wishin to be heard
youre just a sad little wimp
with the brainpower of a chimp

ive got your king in check
so get off your high horse
youre just a worthless pawn
who cant reckon with the force

stop worshipping the evil MTV
while i am chillin out
watchin the channel of discovery
and expanding my mind larger than the galaxy
im watchin mork and mindy religiously

so dont even front like youre a super dork
i hike my pants so god damn high
it makes your whole crotch hurt

i may never get a date
but im sayin im the best
now give in to your fate
cause you failed this IQ test.

CHECKMATE.

 

Yall hold up for a sec...lemme get my turntables. :sunglasse

 

MC Sissyneck has called you out!

 

yo' i'm like captain picard,
powering up my phasers
your lazers
i'll wager
are set to stun mutha fucka
because your rhymes are plagered

yea i wrote that shit
back in 1986
so you copy and paste
for a quick rap fix

yo but that be fine with me
soon you will see
i got better over time
writting better lines
polishing my words
going past warp nine
making this shit shine.

oooooo

oh now who be the cowering?
hiding behind doritos
we'll see how you fair
against my photon torpedos!

my hit points are 102
twice the size of your iq

your hit points be only 36
THREE LIL PIGGIES
you build a house of sticks
i built my house outta bricks!

if this was magic cards
the pile that you'd be in
would be the discard

so you wanna join the chess club?
you already part of the breast club
the best club
keeping all the guys drroling
asking if they can give a rub...

well hot damn
seems pretty COOL to me
you can't FOOL me
i've seen you at a PARTY

now woman,
go fetch me a drink!
and turn your music off
you know that i hate N'Sync




to anyone who interested, the rap off is continued here:
http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37879
and it looks like we've got a new participant

 

Trainwreck is indica? I need some sativa bud .