I am going to hell.

Ya better hail me, or after the kittens are did hell come after you

 

Actually I'm the kitten slayer... I could give every bum on EARTH a fur coat of kittens and then make them tents of kittens using the furs as tarp and the bones as poles, with all the cats I've killed

 

I love friends like that. They sound absoulutely grand.

I have before in school asked random guys, "So, who do you think about when you wank off?" Surprisingly, most answer without a second thought. I got a group of six or seven of them and got all but one to admit. Most say, "Magazines, and internet." a couple say, "my girlfriend".

Then, one of them asked me what I think about

To which I replied...

"Why you baby."

hahaha I'll never forget the look on his face, I guess I'm kind of mean I like messing with people. But it's funner with guys, because no girls will admit to anything. Oh well, fun times with mastrubation talk.

 

every time i kill a kitten .....god masterbates !

 

Hahaha....

 

well, if I did believe in god as we know it, I would have to say god is neither male nor female, so he would have no sex organs, and would have no way of wanking off.

Unless he was a different kind of gender all together, with something completely different. Then, I guess he could, and I would have to watch, because now I want to know what these 3rd gender organs would look like...

 

Umm... what if God had both organs.

 

Having both organs would be the factor that would qualify him as a god.

 

no... then he'd be a hermaphrodite. However that is spelled.

 

Maybe he could really have sex...with himself, then.

 

What would this make Jesus then?

 

Hmm... whoa. That's like those things in Tremors. (Can't remember an animal that reproduces without sex)

 

worms dont have sex do they?

 

Well, I knew they didn't... but I was thinking of something bigger.

 

fuck, i couldnt find anything bigger. ah well, all my songs are downloaded so i can burn a cd and finally go to sleep. if ya read this mary, hello

 

hi sweet boy. have a wonderful day, and be creative. (and be you, cause that's an amazing thing to be). and here's for all the smileys we would be sharing if i didn't have to go take my drug test... .. i'm sure there would be more than that, but i have to go now. missing you.

 

I hope you come back soon its weird not talking to you.
the butterflies are still everywhere

 

Hmm, I've already killed three kittens today... I'm on a roll!

 

haha, i have actually not killed a cat since....yesterday morning....no wait....the night before that....i never thought id be able to hold out this long

 

Heh, yeah, that's pretty impressive holding out that long.