I am addicted to masturbation

Yeah, I know jerking off all day long sounds at first, to be a rewarding and fulfilling existence. Trust me though, sitting on the toilet holding a dirty magazine in one hand while incessantly stroking your cock with the other is certainly no way to go through life, fella. Get outta the house once in a while! The sun s good. I just hope your poor corn doesn't suffer from neglect as a result of your addiction to slapping your own fat.

 

Sure must suck to be you, with the imagination of a coin and thought process of a typical sheep baaaawing for its quality of life and illusion of success.

You come into my thread preaching about going through life? Please explain to me what is a certain yes way to go through life according to you?
The way you describe the act of masturbation, makes me think you have either never done it, or literally traumatized yourself over your toilet as a child... pfft.

Concerning getting out of my house, i spend large amounts doing so, more then a regular introvert would - that's for sure. This thread is not about me having a life or spending time indoors or toilets, it is about over masturbation. I do see that to attempt to sound legit you must try to make me feel like sort of failure... Good luck dickbag, i embrace myself and my needs.

And i hope I am making it clear, that i would rather be an assumed loser 'fella' by most of the mindless idiots this world has to offer, than be one of you.

 

Yeah the way most people live is very overatted, you just gottah find things that you truly like to live for. For me its snowboarding. Other than that i don't really do that much mabey go to parties sometimes to keep my mind stimulated. But yeah i have a feeling we think similarly mr green.

 

Only The Almighty knows your true purpose in this life. I could be wrong but I doubt His will is for you to to spend your days as a serial jerk off. Repent sinners!

 

I'm even trying to stop. I have yet to even go through with promising myself to not do it =/

 

Ok i lol'd.

Id lol even more if you were from Texas or something

 

Ok finally.... Christ, it's about time!

 

I jackoff every chance,and give blojobs to men,i eat cum out of used comdoms

 

man...get rid of it !!

 

I'm addicted to wanking love to edge it feels so good I am wanking now

 

Love giving blowjobs and finding used condoms to eat cum love to put cum on food too

 

I'll be 55 soon and have been regularly masturbating since I was 12. I don't as much as when I was younger, doing so about 6-7 times a week. Many times I'd do so before having sex with my wife just so I could give her a nice long pounding...lol

 

ONLY 6 or 7 times a week, shit that’s no addiction, that’s more like the equivalent of having an occasional drink for Thanksgiving Day Dinner or New Year’s Eve

6 or 7 times a day, now that’s an addiction.

 

Seriously, who says shit like that?

 

A sick, lying pos.

 

Oh man, am I glad I wandered in here!

 

Don't know if I'm addicted, but I LOVE it!

 

I’ve done 6 times in a day before. I reckon I could be it.

 

I commend you on the vast amount of time it must have taken you to do such a well thought out username

 

A masturbation instructor would tell you to "Jerk until it Hurts"