I am a total genius who has achieved enlightenment

heywood, if this was some sort of joke it's a little overplayed.

if you are serious however, then I just feel sorry for you...

 

He's just involved in a little good natured fun.

I understand the how and why of it.



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dude, sorry, hate to break it to you, but that's already been figured out pretty much.
Look up "Hinduism" and "Buddhism". Nice though! I like your thinking!
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just a thought xexon,,, but what does age have to do with it? I know of many children who have reached a well developed state of conciousness and have begun to realize the insanity of mind

 

and heywood,, go get 'em dude!!

 

its not..enough said...

 

My dearest Enlightenee, I am glad your enjoying your stay in me.

 

What you say is quite true, however you may have overlooked the fact that this thread is dripping with sarcasm.


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you evil orb you

 

i always wondered what buddha was laughing at. now i know.

and the little boy asked his father "arn't we better then all the rest of them", and his father answered, "we might have been if you hand't asked that"

it is interesting, the statement that "i am only a vessel, ans so too are you". this i could not refute even if i wanted to.

and what are we vessels of? in one sense everything, and in another perhapse, a little of everything that has not tangable physical existence.

here i am sitting here and my wife came and went unhappy because i complained to her of distracting me from giving my replies here the thought i believed them to deserve. truely i am no great anything.

yet i am a lover of what could so easily be, if only we would ever, as we so easily can, stopped destroying it.

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hey you know, whatever makes you feel good, whatever works for you, go for it dude!

 

actually, i'm the enlightened being and there can be only one. i'm gonna have to cut your head off now.

 

Godfightz? AWESOME! It'll be like real-life anime!

 

Well, The dalai LLAMA is a wool-bearing domesticated animal native to the Andes that's known for it's putrid spit.

The Dalai Lama, the spiritual leader of some of the tibetan community, says he isn't enlightened.

so, you're wrong on two levels.

seems to me, you're not enlightened, just emboldened.

 

I know that the Dalai L-A-M-A isn't enlightened-- it's because his friends are too nice and they all refuse to hit him over the head with a frying pan-- even though that's the only way to really become enlightened.

I should know, because it happened to me.

 

I'm not going to fight him. He's clearly insane, and besides, I'm too enlightened to fight right now.

 

heywood, you need a good night's rest. i make posts like this when i'm sleepy, too.

 

sure, to someone as unenlightened as you, i may appear insane-but that is only because your brain isn't protected from the unenlightening gamma rays our alien-infested government is attacking us with on a daily basis. it's called aluminum foil, my friend. bout time you wrapped that simple dome of your's up.

 

can you be enlightened and sarcastic at the same time?

 

Yes, but the motive for using it may be different.


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