I am a man.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Death, Apr 4, 2009.

  1. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    there's about to be some animal battle royales in the kc household...
     
  2. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    Cage Match! The Fur's Really Flyin'!!!
     
  3. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Half a double...that's a trailer house, right? I think that's the kind of house we live in. It's 3 bedrooms and reaaaaallllly long. And it used to smell like cat piss, but I finally got everyone to get off their asses and help me get the kitty litter changed and out of the house and now it smells like...hell, I don't know, just not cat excrement. Thank god. And I like to think I am in charge, but since my boyfriend owns this house, I think he's got a good system of checks and balances going on. ;)
     
  4. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    I think the way someone's house smells tells a lot about them. but what if it smells like the previous owners? I dont smell like filthy dogs its just the house.

    oh and its not a trailer youre thinking of Double-wide. its like a big house with two front doors and one goes to my half of the house and the other one goes to the neighbor's side of the house
     
  5. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Have you tried mixing water with vinegar and spraying wherever the smell is?
     
  6. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Yeah, I googled it and figured out that I was mistaken, but didn't want to bump a whole thread just to correct myself. :cool:
     
  7. IamnotaMan

    IamnotaMan I am Thor. On sabba-tickle. Still available via us

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    Unfortunately I'm number 2 in my house.
    I'm told when to get up.
    When to feed them.
    Told to clear half my wardrobe space for them.
    Told (very vocally)not to talk to people on the phone.
    Stops me wearing dark clothes in the house.
    Gets very stroppy with any girls coming over.
    And if I don't , they'll threaten tear my doors or wardrobe up.

    I regularly feel a heavy thump in the balls from them - at 3 am...

    I'm 170 lbs heavier than them.And they're not even 18 yet.
    Who is it?
























    A fucking white cat....:mad:
     
  8. Mitok

    Mitok Senior Member

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    I live autonomously in my father's house, being an angsty teenager. Quiet when indoors, I don't do/require anything, and then I go outside and live my real life. The house is just the place to sleep, and go on HF.
     
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