I almost made my girlfriend cum again!

Discussion in 'The Orgasmic Experience' started by Duck, Oct 25, 2010.

  1. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    The suggestion that your gal locks the bathroom door and does some bath tub yoga, doesnt tell you cos she doesnt want you to go all sulky


    Gimme a D Dee!
    Gimme a Ny Ny!
    Gimme an Al Al!


    What does it spell!
     
  2. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    Deenyal.
     
  3. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    I highly doubt Duck's gal would be experiencing orgasms on a regular basis and not be telling him. What woman wouldn't want to cum during sex with the man she loved?

    No offense Vanilla but your views on this subject are skewed, and I assume grossly unsupported by experience.
     
  4. vigilanteherbalist2

    vigilanteherbalist2 Senior Member

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  5. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    Anyone else picture a gorilla cheerleading just now?
     
  6. Geriatric Delinquent

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    Is this the girl, Duck? :)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyhc4fscbsw"]YouTube - Norah Jones - Don't Know Why [lyrics]
     
  7. vigilanteherbalist2

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    lmao that was rich
     
  8. Vanilla Gorilla

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  9. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    So, I guess I do have some update.

    Read the whole thread to my girlfriend (I was sick this time, so once again, no naughty time :(). She assured me that she doesn't cum constantly, and Vanilla is crazy.

    She's brought it to her mum's attention multiple times that her brother or her need their own sleeping spot, to no avail; but will again.

    She also, did not like or agree with the implications that something must be wrong with her, and reiterated that it just gets too sensitive and she can't take it (my wording, don't remember hers).

    She gave me permission to 'just not stop', even though I'm still not necessarily comfortable with that; might try it.

    She said the only thing she's ever done as far as masturbating alone, was trying her shower massager (they have one of those mobile heads attached to a line, apparently), and said she was way too sensitive for it. (A more traditional faucet technique wouldn't work in either of our bathtubs.)

    She said she feels bad that she doesn't, 'cause it makes me feel bad', and I assured her that it doesn't make me feel bad, but that I just want to make her feel good, and that she shouldn't feel bad.

    And she said she only got the feeling like she needed to pee a couple times, she thinks, she doesn't remember :confused:
     
  10. raz5

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    i don't know how i missed tis thread so first off congrats.

    now tat i read on good luck.

    like she needs to pee during sex :confused: if so she may just be super sensitive though odd, i'd tell my doctor lol
     
  11. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    the pee feeling is right before they're about to cum from g-spot stimulation. tell her not to hold it back.
     
  12. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Have you tried stimulating her with something like a sheet or underwear between her and your hand? I've heard that that usually helps women who are too sensitive.
     
  13. Keenman

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    I just want to add that this is exactly what Betty Dodson recommends. In some of her videos she has the girl put a towel between the vibrator and her privates.
     
  14. Fingermouse

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    Nobody can understand what Vanilla is talking about because aside from a hell of a lot of assumptions and sweeping generalisations about women, the posts have no real substance at all.

    By the way, I have never masturbated using running water to help me out. I'm 22 and I've never done that. I'm sure it's very possible Duck's girlfriend hasn't either. But you'll probably assume I'm lying. I am female afterall, and even men in straight relationships these days are miserable all the time and constantly have to lie about jacking off in the dark while their bitchy girlfriend is asleep. Or just maybe a huge amount of straight relationships aren't like that at all.

    Back on topic, I'd recommend persistent cunnilingus. The clit is probably your best chance.
     
  15. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    I've never understood why guys feel the need to lie to their girlfriends about masturbating, nor do I understand why a girl would give him a hard time about it. Wtf?
     
  16. Keenman

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    My gf likes to hear about some of my masturbation fantasies and asks for all the details. She usually asks when she is really close to orgasm. It gets her over the hump almost 100% of the time. So I agree with lunar-why lie about it? :cool:
     
  17. Duck

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    Many girls are horribly jealous, many guys are horrible pussies.

    I don't see why any dude would want to be in such a relationship - scared of their girl's wrath or not.
     
  18. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    That's what I mean. What pussies.
     
  19. Geriatric Delinquent

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    My ex ALWAYS had multiple orgasms from G spot stimulation. She used to fucking near fracture my skull when she clamped down on it during her orgasms. :tongue:

    Admittedly I had to use a Scuba mask to enable me to breathe in there. And the ungrateful bitch always complained about the initial coldness of the tank. I tell ya, there is no pleasing women!
     
  20. Vanilla Gorilla

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    Mmmmm Hmmmm

    Well, you gals can always count on honesty from each other because you are so trusting of each other, especially when it comes to your man, or competing over a man

    And you can always talk to the straight guys about anything sex related cos you can trust them to consider your needs first over their arousal


    The girl says she cant cum because she's too sensitive down there, the guys all fall for it, and the gals all go along with the mystery.....and I'm the crazy one?


    This kind of thing is exactly why my kind have such a confusing time in our teens, sorting through all the bullshit between you lot
     
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