I almost made my girlfriend cum again!

and a video camera, you know, for educational purposes.

 

Does this faucet technique work on penis'?

 

Why is everyone assuming the girlfriend hasnt already discovered this?

Would there be a single girl across the globe ( who has access to one that is) that hasnt?

Were you serious before when you said a girl lying to her boyfriend about her orgasms doesnt make any sense?

You dont think Duck lies to his girlfriend about how often he jerks off? And even if he told the truth, how would she or you or anyone be sure its the truth

 

vanilla your advice is jibba-jabba and it sucks. it makes no sense.

 

I can't tell if you were being serious or not, but I know shower massagers at certain setting spraying right on the head of the penis can lead to orgasm. (At least it did when I was younger.)

 

Yeah, when your penis was 2 inches. It doesn't work for men. Sorry dudes.

 

I wasn't being serious.

I prefer to stick my penis in hookers instead.


Duck, Vig's advice seems very sound, I'd go with it before anything else;

 

get your bath towel lunar, you've pulled.

 

As I said in my last post, I prefer your mom.

 

I know

she told me she caters specifically for people with small penises

 

She really does, she went as far as to marry your father!

 

... been looking at my fathers dick have you? :frown:

 

i'm such a child...

 

I need to know that mine is at least bigger than somebody elses.

 

you know I can't resist a good old heckle :2thumbsup:

 

Niether can I. Nor can I apparently resist a good opportunity for self-deprecation. :2thumbsup:

 

Not everyone is as skeptical (see: loony) as yourself.

Yes, there definitely are.

Nope.



Also, this discussion has gotten rather ..interesting in my absence

 

We need more updates duck, have you had any luck?

 

I haven't seen her since the creation of this thread, am on the phone with her now, and just learned she's on the rag, and presumably will be when we hang out, this weekend.

Going by vig's response that it's in her own hands, you'll have to wait very patiently for the big update, my friend.

Going by Meliai's that I just shouldn't stop one day; it ain't happening =P

 

Vig had the best advice in the thread, in my opinion. Good luck either way man.


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