I Almost Died

dude i had a pretty scary one but nobody got hurt, me and my friends were driving on this long ass road, and we were in my friends jeep, and theere was this slow ass car in front of us, so we passed it, not seeing the huge semi truck coming at 60+ MPH in front of us, so once we werre passing the car we were about to pull into the right lane, and the car that we were passing sped up a little but luckily my friend stepped on the gas hard and when we were pulling into the right lane we were probably inches, if not centimeters away from the semi just taking us out, we would have been dead for sure

 

Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
Jack fell down and broke his crown, and jill said

 

i think we can all relate