hurry, hurryy!

ahaha yes.


see, pauly knows..

 

mhmm, thats the real reason im single. i dont wanna mess up some poor little girls mind thinking that its love, when all i want is a little tang...

 

HAHAIjajahhahAHAHAH

im sorry, but that was extremely funny to me.

i think cuz its so untrue and you said "tang"....

hahahahahhahah

 

hahah...it is a funny word




and of course its untrue

 

why is that a thing to be sad about?


its a good thing that ur not a mean asshole guy like that

 

ya, and plus i am STD free

 

thats always a plus :H

 

STDs make you cultured, though.

 

perhaps...and also, i could have more incommon with other people



"hey, would you by anychance have gonorrea?"


"why yes, yes i do! i also have genital warts"


"wow, me too! great! we are prefect for each other, lets fuck!"


well i dont know if you mean cultured like that...but thats my spin on it

 

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