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hurl some stones

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by indian~summer, Oct 5, 2008.

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  1. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    you should have been a blowjob jizzed across a badly upholstered chair.
     
    Dave_techie, Oct 5, 2008
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  3. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    by blow job you mean masturbation right?
    like fuck his dad could get a blow job....
     
    indian~summer, Oct 5, 2008
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  5. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    "diamonds, she'll pretty much have to"

    you know all about that though, right?
     
    Dave_techie, Oct 5, 2008
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  7. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    I could have sworn I took a shit this morning that looked like your face but then I had a closer look in the toilet bowl and I realized that the poop was far more attractive.
     
    Face Eater, Oct 5, 2008
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  9. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    so you're ass davinci from having it reamed so many times?
     
    Dave_techie, Oct 5, 2008
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  11. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    Did somebody just hear something? It sounded a lot like a nerd.
     
    Face Eater, Oct 5, 2008
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  13. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    if he was anything close to davinci he wouldn't be living with his parents, paint or shit.... davinci is davinci.
     
    Enraged Angel, Oct 5, 2008
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  15. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    Oh wait, I heard it again. :rolleyes:
     
    Enraged Angel, Oct 5, 2008
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  17. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    his IBS with constipation sort of ruins the process, that and the incredible stench of his gas.
     
    Dave_techie, Oct 5, 2008
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  19. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    i'm not good enough to get diamonds
    i hope that one day i will be...
    practice makes perfect
    thats why whenever i get a guy to drive me home i blow him
    its like double win, i get practice and a ride home
     
    indian~summer, Oct 5, 2008
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  21. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    Are you two lovers? You sure know a lot about his ass...
     
    Enraged Angel, Oct 5, 2008
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  23. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    I get some pretty unique looking pebbles coming out of there with the IBS, and because they are drier they are easier to work with.

    If I sometimes get a little gassy its not really my fault, however the fact that your breath stinks of cum is your responsibility.
     
    Face Eater, Oct 5, 2008
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  25. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    that doesn't necessarily mean that they're lovers
    maybe they just like to get drunk, have butt sex and pretend it never happened...
     
    indian~summer, Oct 5, 2008
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  27. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    nah, my dad told me about it, crippled old retards can only get the really desperate little boys.
     
    Dave_techie, Oct 5, 2008
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  29. Arlandis

    Arlandis Visitor

    hey man have you ever tried it?


    its not as bad as you make it sound
     
    Arlandis, Oct 5, 2008
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  31. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    My dad can still walk.
     
    Face Eater, Oct 5, 2008
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  33. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    Nice cover up.... I know how you are when you fall asleep. :rolleyes:

    I'm sure you return the favor. :D
     
    Enraged Angel, Oct 5, 2008
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  35. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    i'm not really in an insulting mood anymore
    i finished the white wine and am half way through the red
    and red wine buzz equals love
    and sex
    i'm in a slutty mood

    the talk of old men and little boys has made me horny
     
    indian~summer, Oct 5, 2008
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  37. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    nice deflection from your own proclivities.....

    has the humane society stopped giving you male dogs yet?
     
    Dave_techie, Oct 5, 2008
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  39. Enraged Angel

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    Of coarse not, $5 dollars a pop... I've seen you at the show a time or two. :rolleyes:
     
    Enraged Angel, Oct 5, 2008
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