How would you survive if Giant Evil Caterpillars Tried to take over the world?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Didymus Doppelgänger, Jul 31, 2009.

  1. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    and hillbilly napalm kills them.
     
  2. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    I'd survive by using excessive force. I'd hire Duke Nukem and John Rambo to help me out.
     
  3. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    Is google paying you commission?
     
  4. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    I wish.

    I just meant jellied alcohol

    or gasoline with styrofoam dissolved in it

    or gasoline with laundry detergent dissolved in it

    or kerosene with asphalt dissolved in it.....

    etc.
     
  5. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    never mind the hillbilly napalm, juice from the leaves of tomato plants will kill them.. not a very formidable opponent..
     
  6. soaddodger

    soaddodger Member

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    depends how big they get...and i would just chillout underground for a bit until the army takes care of them :cool:
     
  7. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    LOL they might be like the Graboids from Tremors. those fuckers were huge and splattered goo on everything
     
  8. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    but I want to keep my tomato plants.
     
  9. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    you can keep the plants lol.. doesnt hurt to prune leaves. in fact it encourages bud/fruit growth..


    i know, it would take tons of leaves for giant caterpillars..lol ok everyone empty their ash trays into jugs of water let steep,strain,put in a spray bottle and attack!! lol

    im sure there are enough butts around to kill them all..lol
     
  10. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    yeah, but I've done a lot of pruning recently (I should post pics of my hydroponic tomato plants, they're retarded. need to later today...)

    and there isn't much more to prune :p
     
  11. Didymus Doppelgänger

    Didymus Doppelgänger Misfit Lover

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    Do you get those weird tomato caterpillars on your tomatos?
     
  12. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    It would probably look something like this :eek:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h4dVFOi3Xg



    Hotwater
     
  13. Didymus Doppelgänger

    Didymus Doppelgänger Misfit Lover

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  14. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    no/.
     
  15. Didymus Doppelgänger

    Didymus Doppelgänger Misfit Lover

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    Mine neither. But they did when i lived in the suburbs.
     
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