How would you kill the poster above you?

get a monkey to fuck your eyes out (quote puddin) and then deposit his jizz in your mashed up brain

 

Rape you with a lead pipe

 

hook you up to a cow milking machine set to extract 30 Litres

 

Hahahaha, tell a 4 year old your diaphram was made of candy

 

tie you to a pole for a few weeks till you just die.

 

catapault you into a rock quarry.

 

drop you in the electric eel pond

 

tie you down to an exposed coral reef, face down, slice open your back and kidneys, and wait for the fish and shelfish to eat you.

 

feed them cat shit with lead..

 

burried alive.

 

drown in sump oil

 

enter into chilean lambada dance competition (they literally dance ppl to death)

 

put him on a intravenious bong water drip at 1000mls an hour..

 

^ yipeeee!

ermmm...give u a blood transfusion from me after the drip has run its course

 

give hime a heart transplant with a snails heart..