How would you kill the poster above you?

a delicious meal with glass chips

 

drown in cats piss

 

choke on some tubesteak

 

have an angry senior citizen shove a hot poker up her ass

 

Have Superman blow his load right through her back.

 

wood putty

 

Get swallowed by a beaver

 

fill your lungs so full of weed you explode

 

Take you bunji jumping and forget to tie the bunji at the top .. you would feel a rush of adrenaline and think wow this is great.. then a rock would be smashing you into a pulp .... I AM CRUEL I REALISE ..

 

Take a massive rock the size of a house bunji jumping over your house while you are asleep in it and forget to tie the bunji at the top .. the rock would feel a rush of adrenaline and think wow this is great.. then you would be smashed into pulp.

 

stuff a mylar balloon down your throat and inflate with two parts H2 to one part O2...light with sparkler for the finale

 

kill myself with cigs and mcdonalds

 

stab with a giant porcelain penis.

 

with this dot .

 

power drill in the ear canals

 

Go over the events of their death CSI style. If you go over it it happened, even if it didnt.

 

fill mouth up with plaster

 

poisioned easter eggs

 

make you swollow 200 razor blades

 

With dodgy cerial