How would you kill the poster above you?

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  1. NeoPascal

    NeoPascal Member

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    i'd build a robotic richard simmons to hunt you down.
     
    NeoPascal, Dec 19, 2004
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  3. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    vodka
     
    crummyrummy, Dec 19, 2004
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  5. USNavyDeadHead

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    death by bunga bunga
     
    USNavyDeadHead, Dec 19, 2004
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  7. PriceCheck

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    I'd give him a gun and lock him in a room with 20 bullet proof TV screens, every one of them showing a Meg Ryan movie on a loop.
     
    PriceCheck, Dec 19, 2004
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  9. USNavyDeadHead

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    Man that is cruel!

    Feed ya to the pigs.
     
    USNavyDeadHead, Dec 19, 2004
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  11. aquaticflash

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    Evil Spongebob... hehe
     
    aquaticflash, Dec 22, 2004
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  13. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    rabid mice.
     
    crummyrummy, Dec 23, 2004
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  15. *~*Giggles*~*

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    a pink elephant...
     
    *~*Giggles*~*, Jan 3, 2005
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  17. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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    a purple poodle
     
    Ash_Freakstreet, Jan 3, 2005
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  19. kjhippielove88

    kjhippielove88 color + rhyme

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    the jackson 5
     
    kjhippielove88, Jan 3, 2005
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  21. Mui

    Mui Senior Member

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    eskimos
     
    Mui, Jan 3, 2005
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  23. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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    Lynndie England
     
    Ash_Freakstreet, Jan 3, 2005
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  25. sooty_the_kat

    sooty_the_kat Senior Member

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    tie you naked to a cross, slowly slide big needles into all the sensitive parts of your body, cut the backs of both your ankles to sever the tendons so you cant walk, make small incisions to cut main veins and arteries in your arms and legs and rip them out, put your dick in a cow milking machine set to milk 10 L, rip out your finger and toe nails and eyelashes, stab you repeatedly with many forks and then finally cut your body clean into 2 halves with a chainsaw
     
    sooty_the_kat, Jan 3, 2005
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  27. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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    clone you a 1000 times... and hypnotize all your clones to torture you the same way you would torture me.
     
    Ash_Freakstreet, Jan 3, 2005
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  29. *~*Giggles*~*

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    10 billion cherrys stuffed in your mouth!
     
    *~*Giggles*~*, Jan 6, 2005
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  31. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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    tie you up with toilet paper and poke you with a toothpick.
     
    Ash_Freakstreet, Jan 6, 2005
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  33. *~*Giggles*~*

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    Thats interesting but i would be able to break thro that toilet paper!
     
    *~*Giggles*~*, Jan 6, 2005
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  35. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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    no, you wouldn't!
     
    Ash_Freakstreet, Jan 6, 2005
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  37. *~*Giggles*~*

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    what is it extra strength?
     
    *~*Giggles*~*, Jan 6, 2005
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  39. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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    no, you are extra weak....


    just kidding. Actually I put a spell on the toilet paper, "The toilet paper shall not break"
     
    Ash_Freakstreet, Jan 6, 2005
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