How Would You Have Sex With The Person Above You

I would bake many a cake, cookies, brownies and other delectable treats, put them all onto the bed, and throw her on. Who wants dessert?

 

Illegally

 

with a gag in his mouth, some baked beans and no witnesses

 

non-consenting

 

with a gag in my mouth and getting my ass smacked by forest pixie84

 

DID I SAY YOU COULD TALK BITCH!!
now turn around...

 

in a train or on a plane or in a box or with a fox

 

on a plate of green eggs and ham

 

bouncing her on my knee while im eating my sandwich and watching television

dude, my sides are hurting & it brought a tear to my eye, beautiful

 

i would get her to go get me a man because after fooling around for so long with her I would need a...

 

moose?

 

yeah i was thinking she meant moose too

 

in an anti gravity chamber with a girl i dont know
wooohoo a one night stand!
dim the lights.

*bow chicka chicka bow woooowww..*

 

I was gonna go with a man to deliver the pizza because all off the messing around would make me hungry

 

i want a vegan pizza. with pineapple. and.. and.... pasta and tacos and bread and cereal and chips and spaghetti and french fries and onion rings.. i really want onion rings

 

on top of a big pile of onion rings. mmmmm ooonnion riiinngshow sexy... i'd bring the onion rings, but he'd have to bring the barbecue sauce

 

Well, if they're above me, I'm probably on the bottom.

 

strap on a big ol' stap on and pound'em in the ass whilist slapping it till its red as hell

 

I would smash up a couple roofies and mix them into a Jack & 7 and give the cocktail to mystical shroom - then when she loses consciousness, I'd kiss her. And I wouldn't mess around; I'd kiss her right on the mouth - a big fat french kiss, right on mouth. HaHa, that would be sweet!

 

just make sure there's lots of drool involved. She'll like that.