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dollyfizz is pizzed

 

It would be better if before they got married that each decided (for themselves) that their spouse's whims are more important than their own whims.

"Giving marriage" is where both partners think "What can I do?"
"Controlling marriage" is where both partners think "How can I get him/her to do?"

Dating is the time for "I like chocolate, they like vanilla. I'm gone.", not marriage. The married OP should realize that anal is a whim.

"Split up and finding partners that ..." is a good attitude for people who are dating.
"Sticking with it, even though ..." is a good attitude for people who are committed to their marriage vows.

 

It's not worth wrecking two decades of marriage. She's likely faking a reaction so you hurry up and finish. And not wanting to be gassy or have messed up bowel movements are perfectly valid reasons not to want anal sex. There are conditions like yeast infections and other problems that I can't blame her for wanting to avoid. It's just a hole, man.

 

You have a great sex life otherwise so I suggest you just accept that you can't have anal sex when you want it and enjoy all the other sexual pleasure you can have.

 

You're The Backdoor Man! You're probably married to anal, I can see why it'd come first for you.

Think logically. What would your divorce lawyer say when you told them you were divorcing your wife because she didn't like anal?! It's a stupid argument.

If you don't fit together sexually and it's causing serious strains and problems in your relationship, then I can understand why you may consider splitting up. Throwing away a long and loving marriage because one person doesn't like anal is fucking stupid.

 

Not pizzed at all! I don't think you should throw away a marriage because someone doesn't like anal. And I don't think the OP can do anything to MAKE his wife like it. They are my only two points!

 

Marrying such a girl in the first place is equally fucking stupid, especially if the man has ascertained during courtship that she will never take it in the ass.

 

It wasn't fucking stupid if he loved her. It's a bit shit/pointless saying that now though isn't it? Especially since the OP admits to valuing his wife more than anal.

Apparently anal sex is more important to you than love. Well wouldn't you make a wonderful husband! Not.

 

I don't really understand what the problem is. She doesn't like it but she does it occassionally for you anyways. You should be happy you have such a selfless wife that isn't afraid to try things to please her man. Its a bit insensitive of you to view her reasons for not wanting to do it as "crappy excuses." It probably does mess up her bowel movements. You may want to let her stick a dildo up your asshole before you start calling bullshit on her excuses.

 

if someone don't like it in the butt, pop it in their ear... it'll change their mind by comparison.

 

Damn straight. If a girl doesn't love anal, no way in hell would I marry her. Of course I would be a terrible husband if she doesn't spread her asshole wide apart for me every time we fuck; but then again, being such a husband as you suggested above would be an impossible scenario because I wouldn't have married the prude in the first place. (Duh!)

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we fucking care.

ANAL WHORES RULE!

 

i like backdoor man :cowboy:

 

:iagree:

My wife of 20 years did not want anal. I had no problem with that - she had a great vagina.

I always considered anal for ppl who did not have a vagina and a lot of guys I've known really wanted me to fuck them in the ass - and I enjoyed that.

Butt, I tried taking it in the ass once - didn't like it. Haven't done it since. Glad I don't have some guy pestering me about it.

 

Why? There's nothing wrong with loving anal. Doesn't mean you have to be an obnoxious prat because of it!

 

Couldn't agree more.

 

Yawn!

 

backdoor man: the butt, and nothing but.