how to pass a hiar test

Get off your high horse and quit being so presumptuous.

 

man i just want an answer to the original question thats allllllllll.

 

Don't smoke for a month and then shave your head. It's about the only way. Sorry, bro.

Around these parts, they only piss test athletes and never hair test at all.

 

ChinaCat-- fuck you. When I was a teenager I would expect a smack in the mouth if I got out of line. You ignorant, arrogant stupid fucks want to run with the big dogs, but you suck the tit (pot) with the puppies.


Pot makes one stupid, full of wonderful insights-- until you wake up the next morning and can't remember a goddamn thing. I know-- I did it, but not at 14 or 15 or 16.

You spoiled brats-- raised, no doubt, by my generally useless generation, the sickening "Baby Boomers"-- are the worse collection of materialistic assholes the world has ever spawned. You'll be here--I won't, I'm dying soon--when this whole wimpish, hedonistic, self-centered, ill-mannered deck of cards collapses on your willfully stupid, stoned heads. THEN, comes the karma, the re-birth.

You young twirps have 1000% more than the poor in the Third World countries could ever wish for and what do you do? Ruin your fucking brain.

I don't post at Young Hippies-- why do you juveniles persist in posting here?

I've lived it; you fantasize it. Grow the fuck up, then come here.

Actually, my fantasy is to be a post-modern Gen Y'er. Then, I can go to raves and listen to machine music. Sounds ridiculous? It's no more ridiculous than you wanting to be a hippy.

We--me included-- buried HIPPY in a solemn ceremony and parade in San Francisco's Haight Ashbury on Oct. 7 (?), in 1967. I was a pallbearer.

You only get one mind apiece-- no transplants yet.

 

Way to show a good example to the teenagers you scold for smoking a little pot. Throwing that insult at me was not needed. I'm going to show a little more class, if you don't mind! I don't know where your anger comes from about this, but people can be responsible about pot smoking. Maybe you weren't, I don't know...

I just thought you were being mighty presumptuous when you assumed hemp neglected his studies. You can't throw a blanket statement on the table and expect it to go unnocited. You can't stereotype all pot smokers, either.

 

yeah and you act like only advanced civilizations smoke pot.

dude, i can understand you if you've gone through a few deaths of friends from drugs but just because people do pot doesn't mean their lives are automatically going to be fucked up or they're going to die by doing another drug. people can fuck up their lives in many other ways, and people also die in many other ways as well. how come you're not preaching that people shouldn't ever walk up or down the stairs because they MAY fall and die? same goes with getting on a plane, riding in a car, and most aspects of life. life is full of risks. drugs are a risk as well. but it's the user's own risk and their own choice to use them or not. and i also find it quite hypocritical that you are so against drugs when you yourself have stated in your profile that one of your interests is DRINKING. from the info that i've gathered, drinking is far more dangerous than pot and drinking is a depressant while pot can open one's insights.

 

man all i want is an answer to my question i dont neglect my studies i am on honors, i go to a private school thats why they hair test, and i havent done anything wierd under the influence. i posted in the HIPPIES forum because it didnt pertain to just younger hippies or older hippies i was looking for an answer from any group. i was just hoping for a little incite to pass without buzzing or bleaching my hair that is all. now if some would plz answer my question that would be grand!

 

THUDLY: I'm sorry you feel that way, and I wish that you would open your mind. You may be older than us, but that doesnt give you the right to feel that you know us. Our generation is so much different than yours. "noise" to you is not "noise" to us. I'm sorry you dont understand that.

Inavacuum: the rules has bent a little, so i dont know if people would be kicked out or not. maybe just expelled?

 

THUDLY "I've lived it; you fantasize it. Grow the fuck up, then come here."

I feel that your contradicting yourself. You may be 58, and you can say all the fuck you want to say, but you yourself have are close minded about people younger than you. I feel you have alot of anger that you need to check out. I think it would help you if you stop posting on this, and let the more "openminded" people post their more peaceful comments. knock it off, were sick of it.

 

The best thing that has been suggested is stopping (smoking) for a month and shaving everything. Of course it might be possible that the markers that produce a positive in a hair test might be present in your fingernails and toenails.

Thudly, I appreciate and respect that you can speak from experience. The wisdom that you might be able to share with these younger folks could be a Godsend but the disrespect and rage that you seem to be expressing will overshadow your message no matter whom you are sharing it with. I have has SOME experience with weed myself, though I've never had to submit to any test. I smoked regularly for the better part of 20 years and while I can say that while being high tended to slow my brain down a tad and certainly cost me motivation, it did not make me more stupid.

It is most certainly a different day and age now. When I was little I got backhanded more than a few times for alleged "disrespect"- more times than not I did not understand my offense as perceived by an alcoholic father. Ultimately parental justice was meted out by pulling a loaded .22 caliber pistol from a cabinet over the fridge and drunken dad detailing how he intended to expend his supply of bullets and make me suffer. Eventually I was taken from the home and placed in foster care. Quite frankly, I wish my dad had smoked pot instead of drank.

I read through many threads in these forums and some of the more intelligent posts come from 15, 16, and 17 year olds. Yes, many come across as kids who are in need of experience, but some folks my age, and yes, your age don't exactly dazzle with maturity, wisdom, or brilliance. Attacking anyone regardless of age is going to detract from whatever you have to say. You have 16 years on me and more than 40 years on many of the folks here. Your opinions most certainly do matter- it's a damned shame that your blatant disrespect for the less experienced souls among us eclipses what you could otherwise be sharing.

 

alright i have an answer for the original post. i don't know if it's true, i haven't tried it, and i don't know if the person who told me knows what she's talking about, but i heard that if you use lice shampoo for a week it works. i wouldn't get my hopes up though.

 

Nothing out there is very reliable for helping to pass a hair test. Water soluble drugs (cocaine/heroin... pretty much anything except for pot) are extremely easy to detect in hair. Pot is the exception. For some reason the chemicals don't get into hair as easy. But of course if you use regularly the chances are it'll be detectable regardless of what you do to try and cleanse it out. I've read of people who smoke occasionally (once every couple weeks or so) and it didn't show up in the test.

- Damian

 

I was living in Haight-Ashbury, 63 Octavia St., and about 10 of us were smoking pot and listening to the new release by The Doors--their first! A bunch of crystal freaks came in, began shooting up meth, playing with their syringes, rapping non-stop, dragging everybody down, etc. Finally, some wise head says, "Why don't you fucking junkies just cut your wrists and pour it in?"


I've always thought that was the best put-down I've ever heard.

Take your mind and pot: Why don't you just drill a hole in your head and stuff it in?

I've been there: pot will eventually fuck you up.

Pot makes you slow; I want to go fast.

 

I can't believe schools are testing. I thought there was some law that only athletes could be tested. It makes me sick.

Ask your mom to home school you, until they stop the drug tests. Is that an option? I don't understand, if you are a good student and on Honors, why they would dump you because of a little weed.

 

Thud, then why bother? . Why is your way better? I don't drink, ever, I don't get it. But, I don't consider myself better than people who imbibe.

Is anyone really going to quit smoking because YOU say so? Especially the way you approach it.

You only get one liver......if you are an actve alky. Alcoholics will NOT get on the transplant list. Most people who occasionally toke up don't need a new mind. And weed has no effect on the liver.

 

well put!

 

Get a High Times magazine or visit their website. There is a shampoo you can use. A friend of mind has used a couple things from there. I highly recommend it.

 

man i used to do it like a few times a week but now but now i do it like once a week.

 

I only smoke pot at parties, like once a month, and usually thats just about one spliff throughout the night.


would that slow me down in any way or damage my mind?

i seem pretty creative and energetic without it anyway, i dont think i really need it.